Canipits 

When your Body Odor has the unmistakable aroma of weed, specifically around the underarms.

-Woa dude, you been smokin' the reefer, you stank of weed.

-Nah man, thats my BO. I got canipits.

-Gross bro, take a shower.

Canipits by chipsdubbo December 20, 2009

conipshit 

a combination of the words in the phrase "conniption fit"

it is a hotheaded, hysterical, or crazy fit that involves yelling, throwing things, and strange body gyrations

She's going to have a conipshit when she finds out.

conipshit by SaucyAddax January 2, 2009

connipshit 

derivative of conniption fit.

literal meaning: Having a conniption which causes you to shit yourself simultaneously

figurative meaning: A psychological condition of being extremely upset and frustrated. Usually involves calling your significant other and yelling and crying to them over the phone

Conniption: a fit of rage, hysteria, or alarm.

alternate spellings: Kanipshit canipshit

Sally had a total connipshit when she learned that the items at the store were no longer on sale.

Bob threw a connipshit when he learned he was not chosen for the job.

connipshit by Ashtabula Goosemonkey May 13, 2009

Conipshit 

Noun:
an intense coniption that is sooo bad its not just any old conniption, its a conipshit

OH MY GOD!!!! This is such a conipshit! Just shut up and sit down!

Conipshit by stephen. end of story. April 20, 2009

Calishitholia

What California has become after way too many years of the messed up, left of left political ruling class!!

Calishitholia

Hey Fred, did you hear they finally changed the name of the most fucked up, populated Shithole state in the union??! Yuppp, you guessed it! Calishitholia!!!

Calishitholia by Calishitholia Escapee September 21, 2019

conipshit 

noun: a horrible situation, a complex problem, or a streak of bad luck

My car breaks down, I lose my cell phone, and get run over by a car tryin to flag someone down. This has certainly been some conipshit, man.

conipshit by weezy f baby August 11, 2005

canshitting 

To defecate in a can or other container not normally used as a toilet.

Stan: Becky, all this Tupperware is full of shit. It's nasty!
Becky: Don't you talk about my canshitting, Stan!

canshitting by canshitter June 22, 2010