Fertile Crescent 

An area in Southern Colorado known for its farming, gangs, cannabis production, and supernatural & alien activity. See also: San Luis Valley

Hey, we boutta hit up the Fertile Crescent to see some crop circles. Wanna come?

Man, you KNOW those Fertile Crescent strains are the best!

Those farmers in the Fertile Crescent be trippin, man. Cannabis so good that the aliens come to get it.

Fertile Crescent by Kensco7 November 6, 2018

Crescent City Cloth 

The "Crescent City Cloth" is the official gameday towel for New Orleans Saints fans. It was given that name by the fan club Big Easy Mafia. It is the equivalent to the Steelers "Terrible Towel" only better.

Everyone was twirling the Crescent City Cloth screaming Who Dat after the Saints touchdown.

Crescent City Cloth by NOLAmayor June 6, 2015

crescent fresh 

A term to describe something cool. Made semi-popular by a show that used to air on MTV called Sifl & Olly and its all-sock-puppet cast.

Sifl & Olly is crescent fresh. I'm going to go download the episodes.

crescent fresh by Seer-of-Shadows April 21, 2004

Crescent Fresh 

Angry man say dangity-dang
He go to the park to hangity-hang, but
He's not CRESCENT FRESH!
His whole life's a mess!
Angry dude with many tattoos
He's living his life so crudity-rude, and
He's not CRESCENT FRESH!
His short life's a mess!
Nice-ity guy goes flying a kite
and nice-ity girl, she like-ity likes him, and
They're so CRESCENT FRESH!
Super cres at best!
Hippity dude likes hackity-sack,
Don't eat-a the meat, or smoke-a the crack, and
He's so CRESCENT FRESH!
Super cres at best!

Crescent Fresh by Shannon December 16, 2002

crescent fresh 

Being exceptionally cool, something so spectacular that the mind loses the ability to make sense

Did you see that new car, it was so crescent fresh!

crescent fresh by aslam ali October 23, 2003

American Fertile Crescent 

The region of America (generally mid-western states such as Ohio and Wisconsin) where super fertile women exist. They can generally pump out several babies a year, employing them as field hands and have quick 'snap backs.'

Judgy Asshole: It was super irresponsible for you to conceive another kid, you can barely take care of yourself!

You: I'm from the American Fertile Crescent. That guy only fingered me and I got pregnant!

American Fertile Crescent by Fitty Fishy July 4, 2022

crescenta valley high school 

overcrowded school where cheerleaders think they're the shit and everyone wears hollister. asians over populate any other race in that school.

you're korean? do you go to crescenta valley high school?

crescenta valley high school by cvsucks April 18, 2008