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Tom loves his skunk - he's a complete caner.
by Dan Fox June 19, 2003
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Someone who likes getting seriously drunk, aka "caned"
She was out on the lash again last night, she's a total caner
by PeterM60 September 07, 2007
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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cause of anything bad in life. blame it on the caner! awesome people will fight the caner, like superheroes.
joe: yeah man, im sick again
tim: the caner got you hey
joe: sure did. need to get my battle on and fight this caner
tim: lets join forces.

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beck: WHEN will my prince charming get here?
kate: when the caner stops getting in his way
beck: stupid caner
by ilikebutterflies October 25, 2009
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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It's a term for an old person that uses a cane
Hey that old guy over there is a caner
by Caner2003 December 10, 2016
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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