Candybalism

1) The act of candy eating other candy.

2) The act of eating candy that is shaped like a human.

1) Watch out Greg! Dave has gone mad and has starting eating all of his fellow marshmallow friends! I should have figured this was going to happen - all of the marshmallows in his family began engaging in candybalism several weeks ago! They've been eating all of the marshmallows in town!

2) Tara stood silently, quietly surveying the outward appearance of her friend, secretly wishing he was made of candy so that she could tear him apart and eat him. Her secret longings for engaging in candybalism had begun to grow more frequent, and she began to fear that one day she would become the very thing she feared most - a candybal.

Candybalism by the_professor April 30, 2014

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daddy candycane

The act of russian candycane-ing your daughter.

Omg! My dad gave me such an amazing daddy candycane last night!

daddy candycane by Trysexualdaddy0006 December 7, 2018

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Candyllac

(N.) A Cadillac car or truck painted in a candy color, i.e. candy apple green.

Paul was ridin', trunk open, in his new candyllac.

Candyllac by Matthew Hancock September 5, 2008

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german candycane

When a woman is on her period, she lets the blood spread everywhere. Then the man takes out his penis, ejaculates onto the menstrual blood, and swirls it around. Thus, creating the candycane effect.

My girl was on her period, so we decided to do a German Candycane.

german candycane by The magic man March 26, 2014