candybar 

A girl thats half sweet, half nuts.

Its cool that she makes me pancakes, but does she have to deliver them to me at 5am?

candybar by macLinton September 6, 2005

Alaskan Candybar 

(a) A person fills their mouth with ice and lets it cool down for a minute or two. They then remove the ice and proceed to give a man a blow job.

(b) After you take a poop/shit you determine if one of the turds resembles a candy bar (it must be close in width and length to a average candy bar). You remove the turd and place it in a freezer. At some point later, you can offer it to a 'friend' and sell it off as a frozen candy bar.
This is very tricky, but the payoff is priceless.

Depending on the situation, you basically don't want to ever ask for an 'Alaskan Candybar' because you wouldn't be sure what you're going to get.

Guy: "Hey girl, would you mind hitting me up with an 'Alaskan Candybar'?"
Girl: "You're disgusting!"
Guy: "Ohh... no way sweetie, I was just looking for a B.J. not a turd candybar"

Alaskan Candybar by PanamaMN June 5, 2008

candybar bark 

the sound a person makes when a frozen candybar is surprisingly shoved inside a delicate part of their body

Mandy was enjoying the latest Marvel movie when Albert slipped a Snicker through her shorts and out came the candybar bark!!

candybar bark by von groovy June 14, 2019

Candy Burn

The painful bumps and rashes that arise on your tongue and the inside of your mouth when you eat too much sour or rough surfaced candy.

"God damn, I ate three bags of sourpatch kids and I am suffering some serious candy burn."

Candy Burn by Mysteryman64 October 23, 2009

candyboner

When you eat something sweet and it tastes so good your aroused

'just drank a Oreo milkshake #candyboner'
'omg those skittles gave me and candyboner'

candyboner by thecockmeister May 4, 2015

candycorn

1. a holloween candy

2. When you rub your penis on a girls backfat titties.

Hey baby, you wanna nibble on my candycorn?

Id love to candycorn that bitch!

candycorn by The Luke21 January 2, 2008

mexican candybar 

A piece of shit.

Johnny was full after eating the mexican candybar he found in the men's restroom.

The three most popular flavors of mexican candybars are: peanut, corn, or chewed bubble gum.

Jorge purchased a frozen mexican candybar from the barrio ice cream man.

mexican candybar by guido#24 August 3, 2009