A sexual act, when a guy is having coitus with a girl and she is so wet her juices flow down his penis coating his balls with sticky vaginal secretions (like a candy apple).
by selective December 15, 2009
A sexual act performed when you shove your balls into a female's hole while they are on their period.
John: Hey did you and that hot girl have fun last night?
Caleb: Yeah man, I gave her a giant candy apple!
John: . . .
Caleb: Yeah man, I gave her a giant candy apple!
John: . . .
by JC2012 November 6, 2009
The shiny red ball of flesh that occurs when an anus prolapses, or in more dire circumstances the uterus itself
by GeorgeRBourdieu June 1, 2012
i candy appled my son last week at dereford hospital
I had to push the doctor out of the way to candy apple my newborn
I had to push the doctor out of the way to candy apple my newborn
by The Lizard-The Fox November 2, 2010
A challenge, as in a challenge of shotgun rights. Can only be called by a male. The challenger calls "candy apple!" and begins to work up a sweat. In order for the party challenged to keep his/her rights (i.e. shotgun), he/she must lick the sweat off the challenger's balls. Hence, licking the caramel off a candy apple. If party challenged does not lick, he/she loses his/her proposed rights.
by PMcDJr May 19, 2009
by jimbo boy August 27, 2008
Noun: body shape where most of the mass of the body is carefully balanced upon two skinny legs. Spheroid object placed on top of a... stick (cylinder?!?).
"Dude, I'd like to bob that apple." - Man one
"What you talkin' 'bout, gee?" - Man two
"That smokin' candy apple. Damn, she like a basketball balanced on top a pencil. You know how I like 'dem strangely shaped women!" - Man one
"What you talkin' 'bout, gee?" - Man two
"That smokin' candy apple. Damn, she like a basketball balanced on top a pencil. You know how I like 'dem strangely shaped women!" - Man one
by labeauf October 6, 2011