A delicious, sugary object that tastes good. Your mother never lets you eat it in the morning, before lunch, never if you don't eat a good lunch, before supper, and NEVER before bed. Yet somehow American children eat several tons (2,000 pounds multiplied several times) of it each year.
Jimmy: I totally wanna lick that lollipop... No homo
Jim-Bob: No get your own candy!
#candy #funny #sugar #object #yummy #tasty
by darkshadow29 February 01, 2010
The human posterior, especially the anus, usually male. Originates from homosexual prison slang of the 1930's - 1960's, in which "junk" is the frontal male genitalia and "candy" the reverse.... A bottom's candy, sexually, is where the top wants to put his junk.

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Never mind the big junk, he's candy all the way.
#candy #ass #butt #anus #butthole #asshole #dominant #submissive #top #bottom #fucker #fuckee #prison #jail #junk #punk #gay #homosexual
by al-in-chgo June 02, 2010
A slang term for masterbation, used when small children or other persons are around.
I hear Jennifer makes candy every single day.
#masterbation #fucking yourself #slang #innocence #self-pleasure
by Steve Bobo November 21, 2010
Candy: Little sweet treats you eat.
Candy can be sour, sweet, or tart.
#good #sweet #amazing #sour #tart
by Hidden Meany July 02, 2014
A mixed assortment of rubbers,birth control pills and other contraceptives,jackoff sleeves,LSD,ecstasy,magic mushrooms and marijuana ect. that a band and/or musician toss out to the audiance as a reward for coming.
What kind of candy did you get?
#fuck band #jackoff sleeve #fuck diva #neohippie movement #porn scene movement
by Judge dredd7 July 22, 2011
usually a feline known to show its bits around town...
hey candy i will leave your money on the table, close the door when you let yourself out
#stipper #whore #town bicycle #wide open #effectively retartation
by jim buck jones July 19, 2010
Another word used for tampons or pads.
Some say candy instead of saying Tampons, because it's usually embarrassing to say that in public.
Lady1: Oh no.. It's THAT time of the month

Lady2: Time to go to the store to get candy, right?

Lady1: Yep.
#kotex #tampons #woman #period #monthly #pads #candy #candee #candyz
by Yeoya August 21, 2011
Houston sang, for puttin clear coats on the ride
I got the 6 stittn on 24's with that candy paint
by L- Frame October 10, 2003
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