To nuke someone is to get revenge on them by finding something so awful and embarrassing and disgusting about them and sharing it with gossipy girls and watching the damage ensue!
Markie was a little bitch and stole a girl from me just becaues I bought her candy, so I sent out a nuke on that retarded bastard and it worked. he won't get to rape any drunk freshmen anymore
"Er, I…didn't quite catch that. Got…distracted…"more...
―The response of any person to ever speak to Aayla Secura, ever
Homeworld: Ryhot, err, Ryloth
Born: Wow, those breasts, um, 40 BBY
Died: She's way to hot to die! (official story is that she was
shot about 56 times by a bunch of horny clones)
Gender: Hot Female
Hair color: Blue Brain tails
Eye color: Green
Aayla Secura was a female Jedi who was also a Twi'lek. She is most famous for being drooled over by fanboys (and possibly some fangirls), who often had dreams of getting her in bed. However, she married non-fanboy Grover in the end and, to the dismay of the galactic populace, began to dress modestly. As she was a Twi'lek, this meant very little change in her wardrobe but the change was enough to send her followers into a spiral of despair.
Personally, I just don't see what those fanboys see in...mmm, that sexy ass... and those boobs!
Aayla Secura was born into the Cult of St. Noodlehead, the state-sponsored church on Ryloth. As a teenager she became dissatisfied with its feminist leanings and converted to G*nk...
refers to a situation in which an undesirable candy bar in a vending machine is blocking access to the desirable candy bar behind it.
Dammit! I was jonesing for some peanut M&M's but I got choc-blocked by that Almond Joy bar that's been sitting in front of them for the past three weeks!
Medical marijuana edible chocolate bar that comes in several flavors (milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, peanut butter chocolate, and some "crunch" varieties). Each bar has 6 segmented pieces and each piece is very...potent. Usually only takes about half a piece to get you quite "medicated". As of mid-2011, these bars can be found for about $10-$12.
Word of caution: edibles usually do not kick in for a little while (usually 30-45min), so it very easy to eat "too much".
Guy: Dude, that chocolate bar so tiny. I could kill that in a minute.
Friend: No man. It's a Hubby Bar. That shit will take its revenge and kill you in about 30 minutes.
|5.||Go Diego Go|
A phrase called out toward an individual that runs to the toilet due to gastrointestinal distress.
After a wholesome lunch of cafeteria tacos and left-over Halloween candy:
Rajiv: Dude - why are you so pale?
Anthony: I think I overdid it with the tacos and sweet-tarts. (A squeaky fart emanates from Anthony's direction)
Anthony: Oh god! (Anthony stands up and runs in the direction of the toilet clenching his butt cheeks with his hand).
Rajiv: Go Diego Go!!
While receiving a rim job, the recipient locks the performer's head in place with a clenching of the thighs and proceeds to discharge fecal matter into or around the performer's mouth.
1. The usual post-Sunday Chinese buffet dinner rimjob got especially melt-in-my-mouth when my wife gopher trapped me after I suggested mid-stroke that the Chinese buffet doesn't exactly help her lose her obstructive gunt.
2. Whilst the gopher hath trespass thy sullyhole with the rounded lickalack, thou shalt commence the dreaded gopher trap, whereby thou ensnareth the detestable gopher with thy clench, and exact a most grievous and terrible revenge; the earthly emission hath made its way downward the gullet, and added to or failing entry, the maw shalt mirror thy muddy sullyhole.
3. I would totally come to the rave tonight, but my mom caught me stealing from her purse and gopher trapped me, ruining the candy I was flipping.
Kate Punch is the most popular online chain letter today punching along all over facebook, youtube & other social networks by a friend of a friend's friend.more...
Kate Punch is a skinny little 12 year old girl w/black hair, dark blue eyes & pale skin sporting fun bright colorful make-up was gutted bloody rot in her sleep the night she started her period by a Creepy Hook-Handed Stranger who was madly infatuated with her… 4 she is the girl.
At the witching hour on Hallows Eve night u can hear the leaves whisper in trees like witches as the murderer chanted “Vulpine Acute Hooky” as he stabbed her bloody dead.
Kate wants revenge! Now that u have read this… in-between the click of the light switch, Kate Punch will enter your dreams tonight 2 hook u bloody rot 2 freaking hell!
Standing next 2 u beside your bed… there’s a fine line between Love & Hate… . staring at u with 1 blue bat of her spider lashes… u smell Candy Apple across her face & with her wickedly cheeky smile that plays around her lips, sharp & perilously, she’ll slice her finger upward with a crafty sharp hook… her bloody red finger dragging & bleeding the word “EVOL’ which is “Love” spelt backwards across your chest. With a twinkle in her eye, she’ll kill u the way the Creepy Hook-Handed Stranger stabbed her 2 death.
Unless, u comment this story to 10 different people, Kate Punch will not harm u. 1 out of 10 people you comment must start her period tonight. If not, you’re screwed… Kate Punch is coming 2 LovE youuu