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As far as Canadians are concerned, we are not Canadese, we are Canadian.
I am not Canadese, I am Canadian. I do not speak Canadese, I speak English (and if from Quebec) French.
Canadese by Antwan Fisha May 21, 2008

Emiliano Zuniga Canales Jr. 

Emiliano Zuniga Canales Jr. hello

canape bitch

A female who runs off with another's man. The man in question tends to be a chef, and she is likely to be helping him to make canapes for large catering events. She often has a fishy smell due to the continued handling of caviar and smoked salmon for the canapes. One should be wary of the presence of a possible canape bitch when one is dating a chef.
girl 1: so what happened last night then?
girl 2: oh, my chef boyfriend ran off with a canape bitch
girl 1: yeah, that short fat blonde bitch did look like a canape bitch.
canape bitch by chefsarefit December 9, 2009
Of or relating to the people or language of Canada.
I am from Canada. I am Canadese.
Canadese by Rikoshi August 4, 2007

jorge canales 

a nice guy that is kool to hang out with and is very good at football and b ball and good with the chiks
just like his dad and his whole family
jorge canales by jorge February 26, 2005
A liar and a snitch. A Canales will suck up to the people who she thinks will get her places and will lie and snitch on all others. She will step on whoever she needs to and brown nose to whoever she needs to to get what she wants. She is a slut with lots of kinds and different "baby daddys". She is nice to everyone to their face but talks shit behind their backs. She will have sex with anyone who can give her a job promotion. She has Chancroids, Chlamydia, Cytomegalovirus (CMV) Genital Warts, Gonorrhea, Hepatitis B, Herpes, AIDS, Human Papillomavirus (HPV), Intestinal Parasites, Molluscum Contagiosum, Pelvic Inflammatory Disease (PID), Pubic Lice (Crabs), Scabies, Syphilis, and Trichomoniasis (Trich). Everyone that she works with wants to beat the shit out of her, feed her poop, cinderblock her feet and leave her at the bottom of the ocean.
"Dude did you hear about all the STD's going around in the neighborhood?"
"Yeah, Canales slept with a bunch of people, lied and told the news that they all had sex wiht hookers"
Canales by michael kelly July 19, 2012