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canadian sex acts isn't defined yet, but these are close:
1. Newfoundland lobster trap
Originating from an episode of How I Met Your Mother where they discussed multiple Canadian sex acts, the Newfoundland lobster trap involves a girl having sex on top of a guy, and right when he is about to climax, he twists her nipples and yells "Here comes the drawn butter!"
Last night, I ran out of sex acts to perform so I had to give her a Newfoundland lobster trap!
2. Saskatoon Totem Pole
Outdoor Canadian Sex Act with two men in snow suits standing facing each otherwith their hard dicks out . They hold a naked woman or man in-between, then lower them onto both their dicks' at the same time. Can be vaginal, anal or both. Basically standing double penetration in the snow.
Ted and I ripped Robin open with a Saskatoon Totem Pole. My sac got a little frost bit though.
3. Brown Icicle
The act of shitting on your sex partner while out in the snow after your anus is nearly frozen.
I need to take a hot shower, sarah just gave me a brown icicle
4. Montreal Meat Pie
The act of a Canadian man having sex with a mince meat pie.
Hey what's for dessert?

Nothing, your brother gave a Montreal Meat Pie to it and you wouldn't want to eat it now.
5. Squatting Eskimo
The act of a man lying naked in the snow and a woman squatting on his penis to have sex.
My legs are so sore from the squatting Eskimo I gave Jim last night.
6. Burglefish
A short goofy canadian fellow.
A canadian fellow who acts homosexual most of the day. Faydo/Ruvelia
"that man is a burglefish."
7. My girlfriend Sally
1) In the Urban Dictionary editorial guidelines, the very embodiment of the nonentity: "Publish definitions of Jennifer Lopez because she's famous, but reject my girlfriend Sally".

2) Fictitious girlfriend, invented in order to convince your friends that you are not gay or that a woman has found you attractive enough to want to be your girlfriend. See Canadian girlfriend.
editor: "I had to reject My girlfriend Sally due to the editorial guidline of no violent sex acts."

submittor: "argh! rejection!"
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