Originating from an episode of How I Met Your Mother where they discussed multiple Canadian sex acts, the Newfoundland lobster trap involves a girl having sex on top of a guy, and right when he is about to climax, he twists her nipples and yells "Here comes the drawn butter!"

Outdoor Canadian Sex Act with two men in snow suits standing facing each otherwith their hard dicks out . They hold a naked woman or man in-between, then lower them onto both their dicks' at the same time. Can be vaginal, anal or both. Basically standing double penetration in the snow.

The act of shitting on your sex partner while out in the snow after your anus is nearly frozen.

The act of a Canadian man having sex with a mince meat pie.

The act of a man lying naked in the snow and a woman squatting on his penis to have sex.

A sex act so depraved that it requires one's jaw to drop enough to accommodate an antlered moose that is clutching the Stanley Cup filled in authentic Canadian maple syrup. Also known as the "Colbert Bump."

One of the worlds most gruesomely dirty sex acts involving moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the stanley cup.

You fill the stanley cup with maple syrup, and then spread the rest of the maple syrup all along and inside the buttox of your sex partner. Your sex partner plants her face into the stanley cup and slurps down the maple syrup as you plunge your man-hood into her syrupy mother hole. The final process is when your just about to reach ecstasy you hold the antlers above your head and grunt like a moose.

It all ends in extreme pandemonium and sticky goodness.