Being the double-fisting lushes they are, a Canadian Handshake is when two Canucks greet eachother while both have a beer in each hand. In passing, they klink their cans of Labatt's Ice together and stumble on their merry way.
Terry and Ed bumped into eachother at the hockey party and gave eachother a Canadian Handshake. Terry likes men and Ed harms small forest animals.
by JesseDuplantis January 13, 2012
A Canadian Handshake is actually a reach-around. It can be done on both sexes; on a guy it's a handjob from behind, on women it's a pussy/clit fondling/fingering from behind.
"Laura sat in the back seat of the car last night just so she could see if she could give me a Canadian Handshake without anyone noticing."
by lagmeister February 04, 2008
A greeting exchanged among Canadians in which two people firmly place their hands on one another's groins and squeeze.
Ed is from Winnepeg, he might try to give you a Canadian Handshake
by Fuckyouidontcare October 22, 2015
man that chick had a firm canadian handshake
by hooray cananada May 29, 2011
While traveling outside of Canada, a Canadian may introduce themselves by grabbing the other person's ass, balls or vag. Most commonly used by crazy drunk Canadian girls on vacation.
Hi, my name is Nicole (said while reaching around and grabbing the waiter Jose's ass with a firm Canadian Handshake).
by Pixieeee July 08, 2010
when you knee someone in the crotch, that, my friend, is a canadian handshake.
''john grabbed my boob, so i gave him a canadian handshake!''
by beezlebub 1776 June 17, 2007
That asshole in Tim Hortons stole my fucking sandwich, so the lady behind the counter gave me a Canadian handshake.
by Wales420 August 04, 2015