Someone who knows how to make love in a canoe.
(A Canadian couple on a camping trip with their parents)
Mary: Dammit, there's no privacy in this cottage,
Bill: Well, we could go "fishing" tonight...
by LennardLemming July 02, 2010
People that live in Canada. Usually misunderstood and mocked. They do actually say 'eh' quite a bit, but they do not say 'aboot'... EVER. They eat regular foods, with plenty of flavors other than maple syrup, and can be just as rude as an American when pissed off. Also they have the great privilege of free health care and the largest amount of fresh water in the world. Suck on that.
"oh you're one of those Canadians? Oout and aboot in the states eh? haha"
"Shut the f*** up"
by anamefornow May 06, 2013
The people who reside in the country Canada, who are disliked by most Americans because they know which wars to fight, and don't kill each other as frequently. It is commonly known that they use the word eh alot. Whether or not this is true, or if people are just ignorant (I favour the latter) they are a happy, content people, who are associated with the French because that's who colonized them. Why aren't Americans like that with England? Oh wait, you declared "Independence".
American: Check out those pussy Canadians...
Canadian: Am I pussy because we don't go and fight wars over some oil, and hold a pre-emptive strike? Or because we are half french? Shut up eh?
by KinGAleX March 31, 2005
A smart term used at work primarily to talk about blacks so your coworkers don't know that your taking about them being lazy.
Dude that lazy ass Canadian Jamarcus is sleeping again on the job. He's still listening to his jive turkey rap music in his headphones.
by Chubstroker69 August 24, 2010
A person of Canada of that is preoccupied with comparing Canada's attributes to that of the United States and quick to assert that the Canadian version of any given attribute is better than that of the United States. This Canadians do with absolutely no rationale basis. One that has a pathological inferiority complex. One that is factually devoid of North American history and also sports history (Hockey was formally established in Michigan and the United Kingdom lost a lot of territory to the United States in the war of 1812. Canada did not exist in 1812. 'Sorry'). Someone that will be polite and friendly to your face, but quite the opposite behind your back. One who is hostile and passive aggressive towards people of the United States and yet spends a lot of time in the United States vacationing and shopping. An anti-American bigot. A spineless person that is always saying sorry for their poor manners.
Hi, I'm Canadian.
I am so sorry to here that. Here is the name of a good psychologist. Perhaps they can be of help to you.
by auswayward July 01, 2014
Canadians ; a southside Milwaukee term for referring to ignorant African Americans covertly in a racist manner. Great for using in the presence of African Americans, which usually they will ether nod their head or laugh agree without actually knowing it was referring them. Also great to use on a first date to gauge the girls racism and or stupidity. Was created on the eastside of milwaukee in a 24 hr cafe to refer to 2 black people that where actually born in Canada , but then was used to refer to all ignorant black people when it was realized i had less of a sting then calling someone a nigger, which is a terrible ineffective word which no longer has a a meaning for most
At 2 in the morning a $500 beAter with 22s drives past with its cheap ass blown subs blaring and smelling of dirt weed you would say "damn canadians"

If MLK JR n Malcolm X saw how a majority of Canadians lived today they wouldnt have done much

Drake is so fake n such a fuckin Canadian ( n not cause hes from Canada)

You drive past the welfare office and say to your girlfriend" i dont understand why i have to struggle making ends meet just to pay taxes to support generations of Canadians?"
by Max dugan May 07, 2013
1. Blacks
2. Niggas
Samuel L. Jackson: "I have had it with these muthafuckin snakes, on this mothafuckin plane!!!!"
Mike: "I didn't know they let canadians fly US Air.."

Morgan Freeman: "I am god."
Paul: "God is canadian? Since when?!"

Todd: "Mannnn this cereal is the shit!!!"
John: "Silly canadians, trix are for kids!"
by Teh-magik-waffle August 30, 2011

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