People who try to crash a party that are trying to fit in and be cool.
Guy1 -"who the hell are those people"
guy2 - "i think they are canadians"
by Fresno State Student July 24, 2007

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A country known for reasonably good beer, hockey, snow, and maple syrup. Gave the world some good actors, and damn funny comedians. Canada's greatest gift to the world: The Kids In The Hall.

Also a country full of arrogant, hypocritical snobs who greatly enjoy talking shit about other countries for no apparent reason. Childish internet tough guys with a massive, and entirely undeserved superiority complex that makes Americans seem modest by comparison. Canadians take third place in arrogance coming in second to France, with Brazil taking up first place.

When thinking of these people, think of Canada as America's little brother. For this metaphor, imagine America as the older brother that became a doctor, went off to war, and became a famous hero. Canada didn't go to college, because Canada wanted to smoke pot, and try doing stand-up comedy. Canada is great fun at parties, but get it drunk, and all Canada does is talk shit about America. Canada's overall good really, it's just those few times the more asinine part of Canada shows -like in the other definitions posted here- that make Canada look bad. If only someone could SHUT that part of Canada UP, Canada would be so much better for it, and there would be less awkwardness between Canada and it's brother America.

Also, it's rumored the country is so full of immagrants because any natural born canadians are born with extremely small, pine cone shaped genitalia making reproduction nearly impossible. This rumor is unproven, as no one wants to fuck a Canadian.
"Oh, you're a Canadian? Real powerful message you've got there with the maple leaf on your flag. 'Oh we're Canada! Don't mess with us or we'll... dry up and blow away!' What have you accomplished since... ever, besides making people laugh intentionally and unintentionally?"

Some Guy: "Oh, you're from Canada? Hehe, nice country eh?"

Canadian: "HEY, FUCK YOU BUDDY. WE DON'T SAY EH, EVEN THOUGH I JUST DID EH, BUT THAT WAS JUST TO POINT OUT THAT WE DON'T SAY IT EH. I'LL BET YOU'RE STUPID. I'LL BET YOU'RE FROM A STUPID COUNTRY, LIKE AMERICA. AMERICA SUCKS FOR NO REASON THAT I CAN NAME. FUCK ALL OF YOU, MY DICK IS BIGGER THAN YOURS. NO I WON'T PROVE IT YOU FAG. FUCKING AMERICAN FAGGOT THINKING YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL FAMOUS AND ACCOMPLISHED AND SHIT, AND THE REST OF THE WORLD DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHO WE ARE. AS SOON AS I FINISH MY BEER, I'LL KICK YOUR ASS. I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!!!"

Some Guy: "I'm from Vienna, actually..."

Canadian: "YEAH, WELL FUCK YOU TOO EH!"

Canadian: "We Jim Carrey, Mike Meyers, and Shania Twain! Ha!"

Other person: "Yeah, if you're so great then why'd all your celebrities move *away* from your country?"
by Mr Misanthrope February 27, 2007

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1.People who think that their beer is more potent than America's because somehow, 5% of 12 ounces is more in Canada.
2. People who are proud of their macro brew, rubbishy, factory beer.
3. People who are smug because they don't make the mistakes America does simply because of their inertia and inability to do anything important in the world.
4. People whose only claim to pride is sports and comedians....because those are really important.
American: you guys are proud of this beer? It takes like balls!
Canadian: Yes but its stronger than the stuff you guys have down here.
American: Well it says 5% on the can, last time I checked 5% of 12 ounces is equal 5% of 12 ounces.
Canadian: Yeah we use a different system in Canada though, so its more alcohol in a 5% beer.
American: That makes no sense.
Canadian: Doesn't have to, I'm a Canadian, eh?
(This is a conversation that I've actually had, well not the last line, but that's essentially what he said.)
by Wrathgarr March 27, 2010

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When a girl's period is dodgy, and skips months and such, it is said, it infact runs away to Canada to become a mountie or a lumberjack.
Also a way of refering to a period.
"Katy! Pain! Pain! Stupid uterus."
"Canadians?"
"Yep"

":( This is the third month I've missed, but I don't think I'm pregnant"
"Ahh, Canadians"
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Residents of Canada who can't wait to tell you how nice they are. The greatest insult to a Canadian is to tell them they are American, despite the fact that most of them sound and act just like Americans. They throw national celebrations when they win at a sport that only they care about. They move to Florida or California once they make enough money to pay off their extremely high taxes. Yeah, they have universal healthcare, they also have low cancer survival rates. Boring people envious of those who live below the 49th parallel.
Canadians- "We just won the winter olympics, Yeah!"
Man- "Congrats, have you ever won anything else?"
Canadians- "Aaaahhhh, we're not America!"
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Street slang for an undercover police woman posing as a prostitute.
Ron: Keep driving man!
Chris: Why, is she a dude?
Ron: Naw, man, that's a canadian
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A person that says 'A' after every sentence they say, lives off maple syrup and booze and looks like a moose be for they put their make up on. Has drive by snow ball fights and get cheep meds.
'Look at that Canadian over there drinking his syrup'
'We should go get some Maple ahe'
by M.E.X. May 01, 2010

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