A country known for reasonably good beer, hockey, snow, and maple syrup. Gave the world some good actors, and damn funny comedians. Canada's greatest gift to the world: The Kids In The Hall.
Also a country full of arrogant, hypocritical snobs who greatly enjoy talking shit about other countries for no apparent reason. Childish internet tough guys with a massive, and entirely undeserved superiority complex that makes Americans seem modest by comparison. Canadians take third place in arrogance coming in second to France, with Brazil taking up first place.
When thinking of these people, think of Canada as America's little brother. For this metaphor, imagine America as the older brother that became a doctor, went off to war, and became a famous hero. Canada didn't go to college, because Canada wanted to smoke pot, and try doing stand-up comedy. Canada is great fun at parties, but get it drunk, and all Canada does is talk shit about America. Canada's overall good really, it's just those few times the more asinine part of Canada shows -like in the other definitions posted here- that make Canada look bad. If only someone could SHUT that part of Canada UP, Canada would be so much better for it, and there would be less awkwardness between Canada and it's brother America.
Also, it's rumored the country is so full of immagrants because any natural born canadians are born with extremely small, pine cone shaped genitalia making reproduction nearly impossible. This rumor is unproven, as no one wants to fuck a Canadian.
"Oh, you're a Canadian? Real powerful message you've got there with the maple leaf on your flag. 'Oh we're Canada! Don't mess with us or we'll... dry up and blow away!' What have you accomplished since... ever, besides making people laugh intentionally and unintentionally?"
Some Guy: "Oh, you're from Canada? Hehe, nice country eh?"
Canadian: "HEY, FUCK YOU BUDDY. WE DON'T SAY EH, EVEN THOUGH I JUST DID EH, BUT THAT WAS JUST TO POINT OUT THAT WE DON'T SAY IT EH. I'LL BET YOU'RE STUPID. I'LL BET YOU'RE FROM A STUPID COUNTRY, LIKE AMERICA. AMERICA SUCKS FOR NO REASON THAT I CAN NAME. FUCK ALL OF YOU, MY DICK IS BIGGER THAN YOURS. NO I WON'T PROVE IT YOU FAG. FUCKING AMERICAN FAGGOT THINKING YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL FAMOUS AND ACCOMPLISHED AND SHIT, AND THE REST OF THE WORLD DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHO WE ARE. AS SOON AS I FINISH MY BEER, I'LL KICK YOUR ASS. I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!!!"
Some Guy: "I'm from Vienna, actually..."
Canadian: "YEAH, WELL FUCK YOU TOO EH!"
Canadian: "We Jim Carrey, Mike Meyers, and Shania Twain! Ha!"
Other person: "Yeah, if you're so great then why'd all your celebrities move *away* from your country?"
Somebody from the country north of the United States, which has:
Maple Syrup; Hockey; Universal Healthcare; Peace; Low Crime/Violence Rates; Excellent Donuts and Coffee (AKA Tim Horton's); Better, Cheaper Beer; Lovely Women; Nicer People;
Better Winter Sports; Cultural/Tolerance; Good/Cheap Education; Superior Genetalia.
Person 1: So I got smashed on good brew this weekend and had some great sex.
Person 2: Oh yeah, eh? Me too!
Person 3: (Jealously) Damn canadians.
Expression for black people used by whites as "code" when they want to refer to blacks in a semi-derogatory manner without being detected in a group of people
"Jeezus, look at all the Canadians out tonight."
Canadian, a native of Canada, from the Algonquin word meaning "my village". Canada is a bilingual (French and English) and multi-cultural country surrounded, in the east, by water and history; in the north by ice, snow, Alaska and the North Pole; in the west, mostly by former easterners and Americans, and, in the south, by our American cousins, many of whom are former Canadians--a people of many origins, including aboriginals.
G-d bless, North America, including Mexico--such a friendly and prosperous part of the world to live.
The home of Canada Dry, Canadian Club, hockey, baseball, basketball, the telephone, the Credit Union, the bluenose, the RCMP and many great "American" actors.
A great way to get your ass out of a sling if you are an American visiting a hostile foreign country. Afterall, who hates Canadians?
A person of questionable Middle East ethenticy-
"Hey, American infidel. Hold on a moment while i detonate myself so i can go meet Allah and have 45 male virgins to myself".
"Eh? Whats this aboot? I'm just a simple Canadian trying to hop a plane home so i can sit in my igloo and watch hockey on tv while drinking Crown Royal eh".
Canadians don't live in igloos or fucking log cabins, and hell no, we don't say 'aboot'You fucking retards. We live in normal houses with normal roofs, windows and fucking doors. And hell ya we make damn good beer and better at hockey, and lastly, we don't say eh? at every end of the fucking sentence. You think canadians are a bunch of idiots, take a look at BUSH (that fag)
Jim Carrey, Celine Dion, Shania Twain, Mike Meyers ,etc - people that are nothing but talented and born in Canada (Canadian)
a secretive way to refer to a person of color as not to be interpreted by strangers
i dont want to go downtown....because its full of...canadians.
A person residing in or born in Canada.
Superior to other countries in the following areas: hockey, healthcare, peace, tolerance, beer, maple syrup, government.
Able to take credit for the following inventions (not nearly the entire list): basketball (yes, actually invented by a Canadian - do some research), electron microscope, goalie mask, insulin, lacrosse, pacemaker, zipper...
Canadians are the best humans in the world.