A person residing in or born in Canada.

Superior to other countries in the following areas: hockey, healthcare, peace, tolerance, beer, maple syrup, government.

Able to take credit for the following inventions (not nearly the entire list): basketball (yes, actually invented by a Canadian - do some research), electron microscope, goalie mask, insulin, lacrosse, pacemaker, zipper...
Canadians are the best humans in the world.
by K. R. August 18, 2006

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People who live in Canada who DON'T live in igloos and ONLY snows in the winter NEVER the summer spring or fall. No they do NOT eat whale blubber and go to school on dogsleds. There is NO SUCH THING as a Canadian accent. They do NOT say '' Eh '' after every sentence and do NOT say aboot instead of about.
''Nice weather, eh?''
''What are you, Canadians?''
by Marco ---Polo December 06, 2009

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Somebody from the country north of the United States, which has Maple Syrup, Hockey, Universal Healthcare, Peace, Excellent Donuts and Coffee (AKA Tim Horton's), Nicer People; Better Winter Sports, AND Superior Penis's
Mexican: Dude. Whats that country up north?
American: Cana-stan? Ca-iraq?
Mexican: No, no, no! The place with Canadians!
American: Shutup, i can't hear you over the free donuts and hockey.
by pickklejuice September 16, 2010

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If you fit these two criteria, you are a canadian...
1. Pronounce about "aboot", and turn every sentence into a question, eh?
2. Get involved in absolutely nothing having to do with war.
Us canadians don't know what this war is aboot, eh?

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Someone who is proud to live in the country they live in.
My name is Kanthia, and I am Canadian.
by Kanthia January 02, 2006

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Those who link their arms together and trek across great lands of sweets, joy, and joyness to the lands of the great beyond(that would be Canada) to get watermelon.
Apples suck -- Real Canadians eat watermelon!
by Lalalalalala I'm Katie October 02, 2006

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Hocky playing, beer drinking, syrup loving, bacon eating, french speaking, funny talking people who live in igloos.
"Whats this all aboot, eh?"

"Blah bleh blue"(french)

"So your racist agenst Canadians, eh?"
"No, Canadian isnt a race, you just talk funny."
by sushiman09 September 25, 2005

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Canadian- A group of people who cannot refrain themselves from using the word “eh” after every word. Side effects from hearing Canadians include getting wasted, constant vomiting, Excessive drug use, loss of consciousness, depression, and or thoughts of suicide. Do not go to Canada if you have any of these pre-existing side effects. Results of entering Canada with pre-existing side effects include High blood pressure, lost body parts, sudden urge to play hockey, to spell words wrong, and in some cases death. Take all measures to avoid Canadians if you have already experienced confrontation with them. See your local doctor for further questions
Patient: Doctor am I going to be alright?

Doctor: I am afraid you have been to exposed one too many times to Canadians. I am sorry to inform you that you will only live 24 more hours.
by WEAREMERICA July 03, 2012

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