A person residing in or born in Canada.

Superior to other countries in the following areas: hockey, healthcare, peace, tolerance, beer, maple syrup, government.

Able to take credit for the following inventions (not nearly the entire list): basketball (yes, actually invented by a Canadian - do some research), electron microscope, goalie mask, insulin, lacrosse, pacemaker, zipper...
Canadians are the best humans in the world.
by K. R. August 18, 2006

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A polite, un-armed american with health insurance.
Also born with +10 stat boost to cold resistance, a talent for winter-sports and an in-explainable need to use silly euphemisms to describe native currency (example: looney)
"All the canadians we met were incredibly friendly, untill we picked up a hockey stick.."
by Deadpendulum December 06, 2015

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Someone who is needlessly nice or says Sorry too much
A: Why did you just say Sorry to that guy in the supermarket, you both bumped into each other
B: I don't know, it seemed like a nice thing to say
A: Fuckin' Canadian
by SugarHood March 02, 2016

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People from Canada North America
My name is Mrs Parks and i'm Canadian
by David Richardson March 04, 2005

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Snow mexican
:Look at that canadian
:Snow mexicans are so nice
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A word used in place of black or African American when being secretive about in talking about a person's race.
Girl 1- I was with this super hot guy yesterday.
Girl 2- Was he black or white?
Girl 1- Canadian.
Girl 2- Oh I got you.
by ❤&🏀 October 01, 2016

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Canadians ; a southside Milwaukee term for referring to ignorant African Americans covertly in a racist manner. Great for using in the presence of African Americans, which usually they will ether nod their head or laugh agree without actually knowing it was referring them. Also great to use on a first date to gauge the girls racism and or stupidity. Was created on the eastside of milwaukee in a 24 hr cafe to refer to 2 black people that where actually born in Canada , but then was used to refer to all ignorant black people when it was realized i had less of a sting then calling someone a nigger, which is a terrible ineffective word which no longer has a a meaning for most
At 2 in the morning a $500 beAter with 22s drives past with its cheap ass blown subs blaring and smelling of dirt weed you would say "damn canadians"

If MLK JR n Malcolm X saw how a majority of Canadians lived today they wouldnt have done much

Drake is so fake n such a fuckin Canadian ( n not cause hes from Canada)

You drive past the welfare office and say to your girlfriend" i dont understand why i have to struggle making ends meet just to pay taxes to support generations of Canadians?"
by Max dugan May 07, 2013

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People who are born from old maple syrup. They have cold-resistant skin and often play hockey.
Don't take that as fact. Canadians are people who live in the country known as Canada.
by Millenidumb March 16, 2017

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