| 8. | Canadian Camel Toe | ||
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Smelly dank Camel Toe located around the vaginal area of a northern Canadian French women Hey Rob remember last night when you were succking on that girls Canadian camel toe, I could smell it from a mile away.
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| 9. | Canadian Tubesteak | ||
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A Canadian man's tubesteak. Often touted by over-zealous Canadians as being the roto-rooter of the soul. She knows she wants to go tubin... With the Canadian Tubesteak....
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| 10. | Canadian Tire | ||
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Adj. A word used to describe an odor that Asian people get sometimes that white people can use so it doesn't hurt anyone's feelings.
Canadian Tire is a store that sells camping equipment and tires among other things. Since Chinese, Pakistani or Hindu people sometimes smell like cheap ass rubber or like the aroma found in poorly run dollar stores, it is apprpriate to call their smell Canadian Tire. It just happens that Canadians are very accepting to foreign people which is a bit ironic. I'm not saying I have anything against the chinese and it isn't all of them but there is a clear pattern that some of them smell bunk as fuck. Ya man I was in the line for the cafeteria and Ching Chong Wong reeked of Canadian Tire.
Sonya: How do you like Chong Fu? Jizabella: He's a nice guy but he smells like Canadian tire Chinese guy: Walkes onto a city bus. White guy's: Ah man. i've gotta get out of this store |
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| 11. | Canadian Snorkler | ||
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A sexual move: the woman lies on her back while the man stands over her head, facing her feet. He drops his ball sack onto her eyes, covering both eyes, then he sticks his dick in her mouth like a snorkle. It's "Canadian" because they do everything wrong in Canada. I was going to fuck her, eh, but I gave her the Canadian Snorkler instead.
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| 12. | Canadian Forces | ||
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During WW2 was a highly trained and elite fighting force, highly respected and very well trained. Post WW2 Canadian forces is About 7 guys Drinking Alexander Keith's in a field with a 1967 Ford Pickup and some sharp pointy sticks. Dude 1: Dont worry man, the Canadians will save us from these terrorists
Dude 2: What kind of shit are you smoking? The Canadian forces are passed out drunk after last nights Kegger. |
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| 13. | Spencer Canadian | ||
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Spencer:
A kind of man that likes anal sex why'll screaming "OMG BUTT SECKS" while receiving. Can be used in many different adverbs, nouns and more. I.E.
Wendy: PLEASE SIR. Call me Wendy! Spencer Gaynadian: Mmmm alright, but I must pretend your a man... but anyways... "WANT TO SPENCER?LOLOLOL" Or French Guy: Votre un espece de morceau de chie votre Nova Scotia. Spencer: I DONT CARE YOU FUCKING FRENCH FUCK, I WILL SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE FISHING OFF THE COAST MAKING MINIMUM WAGE LOLOL OWNED n00b French Guy: Bout muet. Spencer: What the fuck did you say to me bitch? I will fuck yo ass up wit ma fishing motha fuckin poll nigga. French Guy: Spencer le Canadien va spencer vous. Spencer Canadian for you folks. |
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| 14. | Canadian Bacon | ||
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At the point of climax the man pulls out of the girl's vagina and thus busts his nut on her back allowing it to calcify to a substance. The girl then peels the crusty jizm off of her upper ass and eats it. Last night i went on a blind date with Judith. After she ate a club sub she told me how much she loves bacon. Naturally i suggested that she try Canadian Bacon; she agreed and told me that it was the best bacon that she had ever tried.
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