Friend: What'd you do?
You: I hit the slopes with a Canadian Ass-Ski.
Friend: I dont believe you, let me smell your foot.
You: Here, smell my foot.
Friend: DAAAAAAMN, your right, it smells like your mom after her alabama hot pocket.
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