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The country that produced Justin Bieber. I feel sad for 'dem Canadians.
by BalanceofTerror April 29, 2012
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A smaller version of the United States, according to Homer Simpson.
Bart: "We have to go to Canada."

Homer: "Why should we leave America for America Jr.?"
by Dewey June 20, 2004
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A magical forest, north of the United States of America. People generally believe that there are little to no laws, and that free healthcare and French people run rampant. They say "Eh?" a lot. It is also known as the "heaven" of a religious group known as the liberals. Liberals (of both Orthadox and Moderate leanings) agree that Canada is real and that Al Gore is their president. There are some minor variances in the idea of Canada for the many sects of liberal. Some groups believe that Canada has no FCC, other more extreme groups say that Canada doesn't even have pants. Skeptics are quick to point out that a country such as Canada could never exist because it's simply too "retarded".

Also rumored to have bestowed fortune cookies and JELL-O upon the world.

Canada also invented the great sport known as hockey, and provides approximately 96% of all NHL hockey players.

Canada is WAY better than the United States, M I RITE?
by Robert Lo June 19, 2005
103 206
a place where if you go you smell like butt
guy:where did you go
other guy:canada
guy:o thats why you smell like butt
by got to go potty January 27, 2008
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The big place above the U.S. that people call a country even though we all know its just a big state.
Roberto:Are going out of the country this spring break?

Juanita: No, I'm just going to Canada
by G-Fizzle April 11, 2007
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A country which all those who inhabit are WAY too proud to be from. Canada's good, (currently) better than America, but only because Bush is in power. Here is a list of Canadian lies Canadians say to make themselves feel more important, and American lies to make themselves seem more important, it's non-biased and true.

-Canada is not as multicultural as people make it to seem. It is a majority white country just like America, there are some big cities (Vancouver, Ottawa, Toronto, Mississauga) that are multicultural, and multicultural they are, but contrary to popular belief that's it, you go to any of the above cities and drive for an hour you're in white man's land.
-Canadians are NOT intellectually superior to Americans. Average IQ is 100, everywhere. Bush was not elected rightfully, he stole the election. And Canada has elected Stephen Harper, he's JUST as bad as Bush.
-Only a select few of us talk like "Canadians." Talking "Canadian" means pronouncing about aboot, roof ruff, and saying eh every other word.
-Not all of us speak French. A lot of us stop taking that class at grade 10
I'm an American, born in Mississippi. I lived in Memphis for 7 years, now I live in Toronto Canada and have for 6 years. I'm probably the only person on this website who can fairly compare both countries from first-hand experience.
by Robert De La Wino March 16, 2007
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Canadians aren't real. Canada itself is a myth.
No one has ever been to "Canada." No one knows if it really exists. People that say they have been there took some acid, sat on their coutch, and stared off at nothing. When they come down from their buzz they, think they went to Canada.
by Sinker December 05, 2005
130 285
A beautiful, peace loving nation that is populated by the largest group of sissy faggots on earth. The only country that even comes close to them is Cuba.
Canada was founded thousands of years ago by the French. They like the American founders, sought to gain freedom for their beliefs.
The only difference is that Americans wanted to have freedom of expression, religion, speech, a say in how their government works, etc.
Canadia was founded to have a sanctuary where men would not be frounded upon for pole-smoking. They are like a San Francisco to the world.
They allowed terrorists to gain entry to America on several occasions.
Bob: Hey what is that country that is made up of a bunch of gay-homosexuals?

Dave: Canada.

Bob: A Canadian, Romanian, and Albanian get captured by a tribe of homosexuals cannibals. Who doesn't get eaten for dinner.

Dave: I don't know.

Bob: The Canadian. He gave the best blowjob.

Canada is the number one cause for headaches and cancer.

They suck BALLZ!!!
by jo mama 23 February 09, 2009
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