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4.
A phrase you use when someone is annyoing the fuck out of you and you want them to stop
*Someone singing the Peanut Butter Jelly Time song*

Can you not?
by DizzyLizzy February 12, 2007
 
1.
Fragment often used by girls to thwart further activity; please stop; that ain't right, don't do that, because I don't like it.

Can be found as: Can you not?!, Can you not..., Can you.. not?
Jon is poking Jane.

Jane says, "Can you not..."
by 881 December 25, 2005
 
2.
can you not translates in to " i would prefere if u could refrain from your current activity as it bothers me"
friend one (singing out of tune) la la la la la
friend two can you not i have a headache
by kinsy mckins August 22, 2006
 
3.
A short phrase utilized primarily by highly intelligent and sophisticated human beings, especially those with two X chromosomes. Unlike the also popular "Can you not...", this unique phrase ends immedietely after "not" and may be phrased both as a question and as a statement. The speaker should assume that whomever he/she is conversing with is completely aware of the misdemeanor.
Matthew has just provoked Jackie and she is mildly annoyed and amused (but mostly annoyed).

Jackie & Eva (in unison): Can you not?
by Jackie Funshine February 07, 2007
 
5.
A phrase said quickly so it sounds like one word; usually in a high pitched "queefy" voice. Only used by the biggest fartknockers around.
bitches "can you not!?"

ballers "shuddup pussyfart"
by Broadsnatcher68 January 14, 2014
 
6.
when dania is getting pissed off at Jerry & Arkmydeez, she's sincerely says "Can you not" with a pakistani accent! Its funny, because it just makes us want to piss her off more.

Sincerely,

Jerry
Ark: Guys i'm going to go study
Dania: Let's go smoke some weed and get drunk
Jerry: You guys are crack heads, i'm going to doudoun's
Ark: No i really have to study
Dania: Oh common you never want to drink, you only want to smoke up and you never study
Jerry: Buuurrrppp
Dania: CAN YOU NOTTTT
Jerry and Ark: LOL
by COCKLOVERFROMCONCORDIA December 12, 2010