|1.||I can't see shit|
An exclamation often said by pilots when flying in heavy rain, fog or cloud. Usually to their co-pilot, but not to air traffic controll on the radio. Usually said when the other pilot claims to know where the landing runway is, while the exclaimant has no idea. Is an indicator that the person saying the phrase is both lost, and can't see anything comprehensable out the window
Copilot: Runway is off to the right sir
Pilot: Where? I can't see shit!
|2.||I can't see shit|
Ray Charles can't see shit when he plays the piano.
Ray Charles: I CAN'T SEE SHIT!!
everyone: wow that guy can play some awesome shit, hey old man, gimme an autograph
Ray Charles: I CAN'T SEE SHIT!!!!
|3.||Can't see shit captain|
I absolutely cannot see.
*lightswitch is off*
..."Can't see shit captain."
"You see that over there?"
"Can't see shit captain."
|4.||can't see the forest for the trees|
To be so concerned with specifics or details that the larger problem, situation or point is missed. Alternate: can't see the woods for the trees. Often said incorrectly as "can't see the forest THROUGH the trees." (English, circa 1500's)
A: I hate the piss and crap all over the place from my wife's cats!
B: Dude, she only has the cats because she knows you hate it and is trying to drive you out. I guess you can't see the forest for the trees.
|5.||Can't see the trees for the wood|
Used to desribe someone who is so caught up with the big picture that they lose sight of the smaller but more important details. Opposite of can't see the wood for the trees.
"If you pay off an extra €150 a month on your mortgage, you'll pay it off two years earlier and save €4,000 altogether."
"But since my husband lost his job, we're barely making enough to pay the bills as it is; we can't afford an extra €150 every month."
"Ah, but if you just make this sacrifice now, you'll be in a much, much better position in 18 years!"
"But as I said... oh forget it, you can't see the trees for the wood."
|6.||I can't see shit|
A phrase used by some people who can't see an image because of a red x.
Creator: Here are some screenshots for my new Mario game. Enjoy.
(Red X's are shown)
Wes: Um... I can't see shit.
|7.||YOU CAN'T SEE ME!|
Another way of saying that you are untouchable and put everybody else to shame. Basically means you are unstoppable because if a person or thing can't see you they can't catch and/or attack you. Even though you are entirely visible it is a way of telling somebody that they can't fuck with you and they are not on your level.
Person 1: "WTF! You beat me a Halo again!?"
Person 2: "Damn straight biatch..."You can't see me!"