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That guy in the gym that likes to wear size extra-small shirts to give the illusion of being bigger than he actually is. The extra small shirt always appears to restrict his breathing, hence: can't beathe.
that nigga can't breathe.
by flexbrah July 19, 2011

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Normally used on tumblr. An expression used when something's so funny the person is laughing so hard they can't breathe. Or maybe they can and they're just exaggerating and are only laughing a little.
*a gif of a penguin failing to catch fish and falling into the water*
" OMG I AM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW I CAN'T BREATHE THERE IS VOMIT EVERYWHRE HEEEELP"
by libertylu January 06, 2014

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