|1.||I've fallen and I can''t get up!|
A twist on the well known scenario made popular in the early 90s by a home security system commercial in which an elderly woman falls and is unable to get up. The new television series, Hoarders, gives a whole new meaning to this ubiquitous expression. In honor of the popular series, one may say "I've fallen and I can't get up' when one is swallowed up by garbage and are unable to remove oneself from the overwhelming mass of debris that overwhelms one's home. Can also be found when one has a burning desire to pay tribute to one's pet with shrines of pet hair displayed throughout one's home.
T-dawg: bc she got like swallowed by garbage and she couldnt get up
Me: omg that gives a whole new meaning to 'i've fallen and i can''t get up!'
T-dawg: mb that's where it came from
JJ is an overated basketball player who does nothing but shoot jump shots. He plays at Duke, a university known for athletes who party, rape women, get in fights, do drugs, and ultimately fail in professional sports. JJ is a very cocky guy- a friend of mine in the communications department at G. Washington U said he tried to get an interview, and JJ said to fuck off. Reddick can usually be found shooting 3-point shots off of screens (he can NEVER be found playing defense). In his spare time, he likes to drive drunk, piss on women (it's his fetish), bitch and moan, and have Dick Vitale and Jay Bilas suck his cock.more...
While JJ was at Duke, he a had a squeaky clean image (ala Kobe), and he was proceived by the media as a model student athlete. However, following his leaving Duke, the real facts about his life have been revealed. First of all, many Duke students have reported that his was a cocky, mean, party animal- you know, your typical rich white boy who's a good athlete. Then, JJ was convicted on a drunk driving charge, as he tried to turn around to avoid a seatbelt checkpoint. Finally, Duke sluts have reported that JJ seems to have an odd fetish- pissing. Yes, girls at Duke say that, in exchange for going home with JJ, he gets to piss on you.
JJ's draft stock is dropping fast! His drunk driving arrest, lack of basketball skills, and newly discovered back injury, will drop him to the latter part of the 1st round.
Carpet Bass is mythical fish often blamed for lost or missing items. Espeically for items that are dropped and then immediately can't be found. Carpet bass are know to be especially prevelent in dryers and the floors of cars.
Dammit, I dropped my lighter and now I can't find it. The carpet bass must have eaten it.
Harrisism is a servere form of negativeness. You see everything as bad and have no hope in life and can never be bothered to do anything.
People who have Harrisism will more than likely moan about everythingm including work conditions, tiredness, boredem & girlfriends. They will also arrange to do things, they will sound excited about this arrangement of events, however on the day of the event they will pull out and not go due to them being tired or just can't be assed.
99% of people who have found to Harrismism are of an ethnic race, or for all you racists out there.......Black, Nigger, Nig Nog or Gollywog.
Person A(Nigger): "Work is so shit, I fucking hate it here. I just wanna go home and sleep!"
Person B: "Well if you think your job is so shit why don't you get off your lazy black ass and get a new one!"
Person A(Nigger): "i can't be assed. Oh and not many places hire niggers so theres no point in applying."
Person B: "Yo Nigger, you got such a bad case of Harrisism you make fucking Sick! Get your Visa and fuck off out the country, I'm calling Immagration!"
noun. The equivalent of a drop out, scrat, moocher, tramp, scrounger, or someone who just can't be arsed.
Usually does stuff in a half-arsed manner and in extreme cases will openely admit their gammler status. Will cut every corner possible to minimise effort.
Often avoids spending money and therefore scrounges off more generous people.
Has no sense of organisation and no real care for their belongings.
verb. to gammeln = to bum around in a half-arsed nature.
Teacher: Josh your homework was pretty scratty i get the feeling you rushed it.
Josh: Yeah i did it on some paper i found on the floor...20 minutes before the lesson...with a crayon.
Wilton managed to find a youth hostel for 4 euros a night. He is the mother of all gammlers.
Wilton saves money by making a massive stew of left overs and eating it all week. Fucking gammler.
Pedraam: Josh why the fuck are you stirring your choco milk with a pen?
Josh: Cos' i can't be arsed to get a spoon.
Joe: What did you do in the summer holidays?
Josh: Gammelled around europe. Just hitch hiked cos its cheap.
Joe: Fuck you gammler.
To use Wolfram Research's Wolfram Alpha computational knowledge engine to find an answer to a question that can't be found using conventional search engines.
Wolfram Alpha debuted on the web in May 2009.
"If you can't find what you need by Googling, try to Wolframize your way to a solution... especially if it's an numerical or statistical question."
These really amazing guys can sometimes be found asleep on a friend or strangers sofa at 6 in the morning during an Electro party. A Ronan, with his alluring and sofisticated manner both entrances and encapsulates his audience to a degree by such that any argument he is making seems to have a Zen like clarity of logic. This characteristic is often mistaken by others for genius. Probably the most wonderful humans on the planet.
1: "That guy is so amazing I think he just changed my whole perception of reality he's a Ronan if I ever met one!"
2: "Man that cult leader nearly pulled a Ronan on me."
3: "Man that guy is funny, intelligent and attractive he's a real Ronan."
4: "The worlds problems can't be solved in a day, we are not all Ronans y'know."