unable to adapt to change, inflexible, ignorant motherfucker, can't learn, can't learn jack shit, dumb, not hip, stupid, no street smarts
Baby, I put you down 'cause you're copeless.
Devo is a man not a myth, a Devo is the King of all Cockblockers (CB). Once you break the ice with a chick he slides right in to Cockblock you. This man is usually hairy and doesn't mind if you have been talking to a girl for five minutes of an hour, he will swoop in like a vulture. He is so slick you don’t even know this is happening until he is in and your looking the back of his head.
A Devo is also someone who will claim to have talked to her first yet even the women you have been speaking to acknowledges you were first. A Devo will pull out all the stops just to CB you in any situation. He is just like a He adapts to any situation on a drop of a hat. His career will change in all environments, his location, his history will adapt to your needs and if all else falls he will pull out the trump card. This is the killer of all, the good old trip to check out his custom motorcycle!!
If a Devo is around you can’t even go to the bathroom, if you leave for even a second he will fill her head with stories beyond your imagination.
So this is a warning, “Beware of the Devo”, he is always lurking in bars, night clubs and any social gatherings.
A great Example:more...
You are on vacation with all your boys, having a great time. You’re all out on a ride with the bikes and you decide to stop at a bar. You’re only stopping for a quick one and to check out the scenery. One of your friends promptly heads to the bar to buy a round. He fights his way though a crowd of people. Within that crowd we past you notice handfuls of women; it looked like a stocked pond. Your buddy who steps up to the bar to by a round notices a chick trying to do the same thing. He starts to chat with her while waiting to place his order of frosty’s for you and your crew. After some time and finally passing you your cold one and you notice he is still talking to that chick which isn’t all that bad.
So let’s take a second a d recap, You buddy bought you a nice frosty adult beverage, the place is jammed full of chicks like a stocked pond. Get all that, ok then lets move on.
You notice he is still talking to her and out of the corner of your eye you see the dreaded Devo. He appears out of no where and warms up for his game. He looked like Jonathan Papelbon warming up in the bullpen with a 1 run lead. Then he swoops in with his magical powers and starts’ throwing more picks the Dennis Rodman in his prime that even any NBA would sign the Devo.
Everywhere you look you see your buddy trying to get back in there but he can’t. Your buddy waits to see what the Devo will do but he keeps going without a breather or even a bathroom break. You almos...
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Screw the whales! If they can't adapt to changes in their environment, they might as well just die out.
If you say "Save the Whales!" I'll say "Survival of the Fittest!"
A panther, or any mammal near or of resemblance to a panther, who is homosexual. i.e. A panther who feels strong sexual feelings for panthers of the same sex. Often panthers will experiment, and then adapt a taste for this act of homosexual panther sex.
Two Panthers in College can't get any chicks, and they decide to experiment with sexual acts of panther homosexuality
To countrymen townies are either chavs or wealthy middleclass folk from big cities and suburbs who relocate to the country in search of more space to pursue their townie life-style. Townies know next to nothing about the country and generally don't attempt to adapt to country ways or acquire a country ethos. They inhabit only large houses - old rectories, farm houses, barn conversions and follies - and have at least one 4WD.
They surround their house with a stout fence, Leylandii hedge and something approaching street lighting as they can't bear the impenetrable darkness or the night sky.
They often tire very quickly of the countryside with its noise, mud, smells, unruly vegetation and poor ameneties and relocate to a country market town, or return to the city whence they came.
The main event of the year for a townie living in the countryside is the mid-summer party for which he erects a huge tent, brings in a band which blares out noisy thumpy music all night long to the consternation of wildlife and humans in a radius of 5 miles or so, and which is punctuated by the midnight fireworks display by which means he hopes to establish a pre-eminent social position/pretensions.
The damned townies are buying up all the good property and we locals aren't getting a look in.
One townie to another 'what did you think of the fireworks tonight?''Great, but you should get my sort of rocket. Costs more but goes higher' (Unspoken: next time earn a city bonus like mine and you'll be able to afford them)
Smelly, dirty. hairy trouble makers. Non cannibals species (they don't eat pork.)
These scumbags call themselves Lebo in OZ but went they fuck off back to their shit hole land where it's constant war, they call themselves Aussies. Should send more over there instead of bringing these fuckers back.
Every other races (White cunts, Wogs, gooks, Kiwi and even Abbos) are trying to adapt and live in peace or just cause shit among themselves but these pigfucking dirty, smelly shitheads with little dicks likes to cause shit which they wouldn't dare to do in there own country, raping innocent girls... All because they believe in such a fucked up religion which they a too stupid to think for themselves.
Q. Why Dirty Lebos didn't compete in the Olympic Boxing?
A. Because they found out it's one on one.
Q. What do you call a Dirty Lebo woman uses contraception?
A. Crime stopper
Q. Whats the difference between a shopping trolley and a dirty pig Muslim Lebos?
A. A shopping trolley has a mind of it's own.
One who changes their personailty, attitude, and looks based on an influence. The person can also be considered fake. If a sport is involved, a poser may pretend to be good at it. If a clique is involved, the poser may adapt the steriotype style of the clique. Posers are widely disliked throughout... everywhere.
Chris: Dude that fatass Mike can't seriously skate, why does he even try?
Sean: Dude, because he's the biggest poser I know