i can't stand

a phrase that is uttered when someone says/does something so ridiculous or absurd that you are so dumbfounded that you physically cannot stand

Alex: *gets shit on in csgo*
"THIS MAN'S NAME IS FUCKING 'DU YUO KNO DE WHAY'. I CAN'T STAND! I CANNOT FUCKING STAND.

by some bidj July 21, 2018

i can't stand you

When an individual says something so off the wall; you can't believe they said it; leaving you shocked but in a comical state.

Girl, stop, I can't stand you right now!!

by Notorious Fae March 9, 2016

I can't stand you

I love you will all my being , in fact you amaze me multiple times daily !

Her : I can't stand you !
Him: Aww , Dana I love you too baby !

by DudeOneMoreAndImGood October 24, 2022

Satan Can't Stand Me

A catch phrase that highlights one's ability to overcome obstacles that stand in the way of success.

Satan can't stand me because I rock!

Satan can't stand me cause I'm no quitter.

I'm unashamed and satan can't stand me for it.

by Evad1 July 25, 2011

square bitches can't stand me

When fake hoes be hating on a nigga

You're ex is mad at you.

"Square bitches can't stand me"

by KiNG of KiNG November 19, 2013

if you can't stand the heat , get out the kitchen

1 . Basically , if you can't stand the stress , leave the situation.
2. If you don't like it GTFO

Me: I think planking is the dumbest thing ever
Friend: Well I like it
Me: My facebook status , my opinion . "if you can't stand the heat , get out the kitchen" & mind your business.

by CIbeast June 30, 2011

If you can't stand the heat, then stay out of the kitchen.

If the task you are pursuing puts too much pressure on you, then you should not pursue the task. (Especially if the pressure exceeds the benefits of the task.)

My boss saw that I was in panic mode to get my job done today. Instead of words of encouragement, she said to me "If you can't stand the heat, then stay out of the kitchen." ..What a bitch!

by cjammer911 June 28, 2013