| 1. | we should do this again sometime | ||
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a phrase that can mean either of the two things:: one:: something you say to someone, who once the date or hangout is over, that you wish to kinda not see again because they either a) bore the shit out of you b) annoyed the shit out of you c) or are a complete weirdo in your taste and you just have no interest. two:: this second one is mainly overlooked because we daters are always assuming the worst after a first date when in all actuality the person you went out with could have just had a good time and would like to do that again sometime. it's possible and in most cases true but we write it off because it seems highly unlikely. HAVE FAITH FELLOW DATERS :D example one::
girl: well i had fun...we should uh do this again sometime. guy (whom she has no interest in): yeahh!! totally! girl: *thinks to herself:: definitely nawwtt* example two:: guy: this was fun, we should do this again sometime. girl: yeah *winks* guy: *calls/texts her that night to set something up* |
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| 2. | Lush Nesting | ||
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When a girl or woman, typically intoxicated, strategically stores her things in a man's room during a party or get-together with intentions of coercing him into letting her stay the night. This strategy should not be confused with the idea of a girl simply placing her belongings in the said gentleman's room to be picked up later. She purposefully places her things in niches of the room that portray her "belonging" in that environment, and may include hiding certain items so that she and the said gentleman can look for that item together, initiating a pseudo-bonding experience that may allow her more time to convince him into making decisions he will likely regret in the morning. Accompanying this act may include leaving an item in the room after departing in the morning or early afternoon, such as a key or cell phone, forcing the man to let the woman back into his quarters. She usually does this in desperation of initiating some sort of long term relationship now that she has her "foot in the door" so to speak. Lush Nesting
Joe: Amanda was knocking on Bill's door until 5 AM last night again. She Lush Nested the place earlier last night so she would have an excuse to get on him. Phil: Again? Joe: Yeah, and of course, it worked like it always does. I heard them banging until 7. God, I can't wait to give him shit when he wakes up. Phil: ......Maybe we should take it easy on him. Joe: Why the hell would we do that? Phil: Because Jesse did that to me last night, and she is still in my room. Joe:....simply amazing. |
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| 3. | Okgay | ||
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When one has to say something is ok, but you think the whole thing is f-ing gay Hey, I know this whole Skype and long distance relationship thing is hard, but we'll figure it out.... You answer: okgay.
If you want a divorce I'm keeping your dogs and the ring.... You answer: okgay |
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| 4. | mind-bending orgasm | ||
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mind-bending orgasm A mind-bending orgasm is like being under the influence. A guy feels like a superhero when he can turn on a gal so her b-spot swerves, her mind bends and she goes into orgasmic orbit. A ‘mind-bender’ for short makes a gal pretty much incoherent and all she can usually do is moan 'OOOOoooooh' afterwards. An hour after sex, gal regains consciousness: “WOW! That was a mind-bending orgasm. I feel total emotional bliss. Can we do it again?”
Guy to himself: “Boy, I’m good. Seems I’ve rearranged time and space with another mind-bending orgasm.” Woman to friend: “Greeks may have orgasmo but I prefer a mind-bending orgasm.” |
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| 5. | George Bush | ||
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Every one's least favorite president. He likes himself a lot, more then Clinton likes fat girls. He is his own sitcom. Eveyr time he gives a press conference I laugh. He tries to use big words to make himself appear intelligent but it doesn't work. Half the time he doesn't know what words he's using or what topic his speech-writer wrote for him to talk about, he just tries to read the cards as best as he can but can't do that either because he's simply an idiot. He may have gotten great education but he apparently gave it back to the people who paid for it (daddy dearest.) He turned it in in exchange for becoming the world's first president to be hated more then Hitler or Mussolini. Has any one noticed that his face really is too small for his incredibly vulgar head?
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Any ways, this war thing... he needs to give it up or else the next ten presidents will be dealing with either Cold War 2 or WWIII. There aren't any nukes there, so give it up. No one in America with a functioning pulse gives a fuck about the people in Iraq that you're blowing up and pretending to want to fix when in reality you're trying to make people like you and failing. Maybe you should find a fat intern to sleep with, it's a nice signature and you couldn't be hated more. His VP might be dead? Does any one really know? That chimp goes on and on in his speeches saying the same thing over and over again putting in a real effort to one day pronounce a four syllable word correctly. Simultaneou... |
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| 6. | Rap | ||
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Horrible music. I have some good reasons for having this opinion too.
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I used to be around rap all the time, and really.. it all sounded the same. Same beat all the time, and very identical voices (seeing as most rappers are black and have similar voices). The only thing that really changes are the sound effects in the back. Not only that, but most mainstream rap is about, yup - you got it: Sex, drugs, money, violence, racism against whites, and gangsta life. I'm not stereotyping, because I KNOW not all rap is about this. But really.. how many examples can you give besides people such as 2pac, Kayne West or Mos Def? 2pac wasn't really any different from today's rappers. He too made songs about life in the ghettos, and being a gangsta. He made songs about shooting cops, and committing other various crimes. These really aren't some standards I'd want to live by. Wouldn't you agree? And Kayne West... he recently exposed ... |
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| 7. | coin line | ||
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A coin line is a line-up system used in video game arcades; it determines who gets to play next. Coin lines can usually be seen on high-demand games, such as music games (Dance Dance Revolution, beatmaniaIIDX, drummania, etc.) or fighting games. They are typically formed using coins or tokens, although some people may use cards or low-value items (such as a penny or a button); and the coins are placed on a visible part of the arcade game machine itself.
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Here are some general coin line etiquette: 1) Obey the coin line! If there are 3 coins on the machine, that means 3 people are waiting in line to play. Put your coin at the end of the coin line and wait for your turn. 2) Do not take other people's coin. You will get yelled at. Also, that is called stealing. 3) Be aware of where you are in the coin line, so that when it comes to your turn, you can play immediately. If it's your turn and you're not around (i.e. you wandered elsewhere), don't be surprised to see your spot taken. 4) ONLY put one coin up at any time. You cannot put 2 coins at the end of the line to play 2 back-to-back games. It is very bad and generally looked down upon if you do that. If you want to play again, put up another coin AFTER you finished a game. 5) If you are currently playing (either just starting or in the middle of the game), DO NOT put up another coin in the coin line. ONLY put another coin in the coin line AFTER you finished your game. 6) If you finished your game and there... |
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