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1. sock monkey
Sock used in a public restroom to clean the backside after a huge dump when no toilet paper or toilet paper seat cover is within reach. The sock works great in a pinch.
A sock monkey is not intended to be worn on the foot again.
However, putting the sock on your hand, with the soiled part facing out, and chasing your friends or family, shouting, "Kiss my sock monkey!!!", can extend the use of the sock.
Kiss my sock monkey!!!!
2. Nob Sock
A Nob Sock is a term used to describe the sock a person has put their nob into at the moment of orgasm to ejaculate into. This is done to keep sheets clean and leave the mess for the washing machine. Also done for fetish reasons.

The term Nob Sock can also be used as an insult to another person, refering them to be a nob sock in a demeaning manner.
A: OMG why did you put your nob in a sock!?
B: Keep the sheets clean silly

2A: Kenz your a nob sock you know
2B: I know
3. trophy sock
sock that a man masturbates into without washing enough times that it can stand on it's own like a trophy.
Jimmy finally got his reward for jacking off so many times. Now a trophy sock sits on his dresser
4. Sock Cucker
Spoonerism of the insult Cock Sucker. It is often used to veil the insult and make it appear less offensive or even to make it go undetected. Can also be written as Sock Cooker.
Hes a total Sock Cucker.
She cooks socks.
etc
5. poop sock
A normal foot sock which is used to catch feces from World of Warcraft players who can't get up to use the bathroom while in the heat of battle.
I've been playing WOW for 2 days straight and my poop sock is almost full.
6. sock tits
Droopy life-less mammaries resembling a pair of empty socks which are usually sported by old women who are able to tuck them in their belts.
In cooler weather, the nipples can be seen protruding around the hips or as far as the ankles of the offender
That old dear across the road really should wear a bra, she has the longest sock tits I have ever seen!!
7. Dirty Sock
Upon having anal sex with a person, the catcher or the person taking the anal sex tightens their rectum as the person giving pulls out, causing the rectum to pull out of the anus. That is a dirty sock.
Dirty sock - Gayest thing that can happen unless its with a women and it's still pretty disgusting, because why would you have anal sex if god gave women pussies to fuck, just fucking nasty.
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