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a sweet "jump" usually done off a diving board, in which one knee is pulled tightly into the chest and the other leg is extended downward. the extended leg enters the water first making the way for the rest of the body. when done correctly an amazing splash should follow. best when done off the high dive. sometimes done with hopes of splashing the lifeguards on chair. 1. that was a fucking mean can opener
2. lifeguard 1: yo, that retarded girl keeps doing can openers off the high dive and im pretty sure shes gonna hit her head. lifeguard 2: yeah but her splash is amazing.
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Another sex name way of calling a guy that is helping getting rid off their female partner or girl friend's virginity for her first time. A guy who helps his female partner or girl friend pops her cherry by him being her can opener.
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1. can opener - (v) a device, either electric-powered or operated by hand, used for opening cans, especially cans of food. 2. Can Opener - (v/adj) a derogatory term for an attractive person that makes you want to "pop your top". Jimmy, stop banging your head on that can of peas. If you want to open it, use a can opener.
Pretty Girl in Heels and a Skirt: "Thanks! Have a nice night!!" -smiles and walks off- Perverted 40 year old BoyScout Leader: "Your welcome." -smiles then turns to his fellow boyscouts- "WOW. That was a real Can Opener" |
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a fart that takes the cake. Whoa, dude! That was some can opener! How about opening the window?
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a derogatory term for a male homosexual Check out those two guys, I bet you they are a pair of can openers
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Such a fierce buttox explosion that the methane all comes out at once. Causing the cheeks to fully seperate, and observers to flee.
Almost toxic. As Jim went to light his cigarette, the extremelly large woman bending over in front of him let out a can opener causing the whole place to explode.
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A vagina with tremendous muscular control; e.g. capable of opening a can. Q: Have you got any beer in the back of your truck?
A: Nope, sorry dude I've only got your girlfriend back here. Dude: Well, be careful, she's got a real can opener.
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