Urban Dictionary: can of whoopass

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1.	can of whoopass
	buy can of whoopass mugs, tshirts and magnets Retribution; or an act which manifests such. Commonly used in conjunction with the verb "to open up a". Also see whoop-ass and to get medieval on. Are you going to quit whining, or am I gonna have to open up a can of whoopass on you? by Sparkly Minx Nov 15, 2003 share this
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	buy can of whoopass mugs, tshirts and magnets somthing chuck norris jumps out of ima open up a can of whoopass on you boy beatdown beating bash smash owning by knoxy Aug 26, 2006 share this
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	buy can of whoopass mugs, tshirts and magnets A term used when telling someone that you are going to beat them badly. First coined by WWF wrestler Stone Cold Steve Austin. Boy, you best shut up or i'm gonna open up a can of whoopass on ya! beating thrashing punishment killing hurt by Dan Kitzler Nov 21, 2006 share this

4.	can of whoopass
	buy can of whoopass mugs, tshirts and magnets A blustery threat made by a loud bully boy just before he gets his own ass whooped by a REAL bumkicker. Bruiser Boy: Hey, I'm going to open a can of whoopass. Street Sweeper: (He doesn't say anything; he just whoops the Bruiser Boy's ass.) by Bumkicker Slade Apr 30, 2005 share this
5.	can of whoopass
	buy can of whoopass mugs, tshirts and magnets To get your ass whupped by someone else. Don't make me open a can of whoopass on you, dawg! by TheBurninator Dec 9, 2003 share this