When one's piss hole is so large it can be fucked as though it were a pussy.
Stephen loves gettin fucked in his gigantic pisspump.
|23.||cant be fucked|
Aussie slang for not wanting to, or not having the energy and motivation do something.
"Man, i really can't be fucked changing the channel, let's just watch Springer."
|24.||Mr. Show with Bob and David|
The greatest, most genius TV show ever known. It's cast and writers are heroes to the world of comedy. Not enough good things can be said about it's 4 seasons and 30 episodes. I was lucky enough to see the live version of this show when it came to Vancouver, and I was also lucky enough to get their autographs.
Mr. Show with Bob and David can't be fucked with.
"Today we're going to... SHAKE THE CRIME STICK!"
|25.||cant be fagged|
Essentially the same as cant be fucked
Dude, the bottle shop's ages away, lets drive cause I can't be fagged walking.
1. Something no one can handle.
2. Something that usually is stranger than fiction.
3. Something that can be really fucked up.
Kaffee: I want the truth!
Col. Jessep: You can't handle the truth!
The truth is rarely pure and never simple. --Oscar Wilde
Truth is stranger than fiction
When your feeling pissed off because nothing is going your way, when you see the girl you fancy in the arms of another man, when you feel as if all the luck in the world is against you, when your breathing to live and nothing else your feeling 36degrees the. originally derived from the placebo song "36 degrees". can be enhanced to "when silver turns to blue im thirty six degrees under without you." in a word when your pissed off cause your gf got laid with another guy.
guy1: hows it going?
guy2: my gf got fucked by that pimp down the road
guy1: jesus man that sucks balls!
guy2: yeah im feeling 36 degrees at the moment
Out of all of the English words that begin with the letter F, fuck is the only word that is referred to as the F word. It’s the one magical word, just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. Fuck, as most words in the English language, is derived from German, the word frichen, which means to strike.
In English, fuck falls into many grammatical categories.
As a transitive verb for instance: John fucked Shirley.
As an intransitive verb: Shirley fucks.
Its meaning’s not always sexual, it can be used as an adjective such as: John’s doing all the fucking work.
As part of an adverb: Shirley talks too fucking much.
As an adverb enhancing an adjective: Shirley is fucking beautiful.
As a noun: I don’t give a fuck.
As part of a word, absofuckinlutely, or infuckincredible.
And as almost every word in a sentence: Fuck the fucking fuckers.
As you must realize, there aren’t too many words with the versatility of fuck, as in these examples describing situation such as:
Fraud: I got fucked at the used car lot.
Dismay: Ah, fuck it.
Trouble: I guess I’m really fucked now.
Aggression: Don’t fuck with me buddy!
Difficulty: I don’t understand this fucking question
Inquiry: Who the fuck was that?
Dissatisfaction: I don’t like what the fuck is going on here
Incompetence: He’s a fuckoff
Dismissal: Why don’t you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself?
I’m sure you can think of many more examples. With all these multipurpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word. We say use this unique flexible word more often in your daily speech, It will identify the quality of your character immediately. Say it loudly and proudly! FUCK YOU!