|1.||can't be arsed syndrome|
Suffering from can't be arsed syndrome means you can't be arsed to do anything. A general lack of motivation to do basic tasks. Taking it easy. Avoiding heavy work. Finding day to day tasks cumbersome. Used in an specific instance as an out of the ordinary day for someone who is usually hard working.
dude 1: I am suffering from can't be arsed syndrome today.
dude 2: Why? What's up?
dude 1: I just have no motivation.
dude 2: Are you tired?
dude 1: Not really. I just can't be arsed today.
dude 2: I know what you mean.
|2.||Can't be arsed|
A term used when one really cannot be bothered/wants to/has to do something.
Mum: "Clean yer room."
ME: "Can't be arsed!"
|3.||can't be asked|
Used by some Southern UK speakers in place of can't be arsed because they misheard it, or want to be more polite.
"I can't be asked to tidy my room - I'll do it tomorrow."
|4.||Can't be arsed|
To be seriously demotivated.
To be disinclined to get off one's arse.
To be unwilling to do something.
I just can't be arsed
|5.||cant be arsed|
Can't be bothered.
I can't be arsed to go out today
Slang for "can't be arsed," meaning "can't be bothered."
I was going to put up the new photos, but I cabby arsed right now.
|7.||pah fe meh|
similar to "cant be arsed", only shorter
when youre feeling crappy/angry/lazy/sad
"not reali, my boyfriend is being an idiot"
"all i can say is pah fe meh"