Someone who has the combined qualities of both a puff and a retard.
Plebfield skipped through the meadow with an heir campness, glee and cumbersomeness, mincing his way over to his favourite blossom tree whilst taking care not to tumble due to his oafness and lack of coordination.
Rupert: Oh look Quentin, it's Plebfield! I wonder where he's going?
Quentin: I dunno, but by gosh, just look at him run! What a pufftard!
1. of, pertaining to, or physically exhibiting homosexuality.
Having exited the closet, rather than being discrete in any shape or form they openly show they're sexuality in an over the top approach which may result in the following:
- Complete change of wardrobe
- Sudden expert in fashion
- Fake tan
- Increased campness
- Gay banter
Since John came out as being gay he's been such a shomosexual.
A list of things which a gay man wants to get done on a particular day.
This will typically include:
Sex acts of a radical manner, likely to cause the gradual destruction of western civilisation
Acts of social and political subversion, likely to cause the gradual destruction of western civilisation
Acts of general campness, indicative that the gradual destruction of western civilisation is already underway
My Big Gay Agenda (TUESDAY)
Breakfast. Brush teeth.
Engage in act of farage with postman (or rent boy if no letters delivered)
Write to Prime Minister of Great Britain, demanding an end to serfdom, and the head of Judge Jefferies.
Write to President of U.S., demanding end to death penalty, and/or Texas.
Flounce. Mince. Preen.
Say "Oo, I don't know where that draught's coming from, Ducky, but I can tell you where it's going to!"
Undertake complete interior redesign of house (someone else's).
|25.||Cock Gay Scale|
The Cock Gay Scale, or CGS, is a measure for how gay something is.
This may be applied as a measure of campness, or as a measure of how bad/undesireable something is following the ironic and non-homophobic use of 'gay' to describe something negative and unrelated to sexuality.
Extensive peer-reviewed research in the UK identifies that Louie Spence (Pineapple Dance Studio) is universally agreed as being 100cg on the official CGS, and as such it has been agreed to define a larger unit of Louie Spence Gay as being equal to 100cg. i.e. 2lsg = 200cg etc.
Further, to be precise about things that do not rank 1cg, the cg unit has been sub-divided into Millicocks Gay, denoted mcg. Centicocks gay was reviewed and whilst defined is not in common usage.
1) Graham Norton (UK Personality) probably clocks in at a 50 to 75 on the Cock Gay Scale.
2) The concert sold out 5 minutes ago, that's 10cg!
A licentious lifestyle, not bound by the concept of time and space. Covertly conducted and discreetly forgiven under the smiling cloak of campness.
Thanks for the offer, but i'd rather not as I've just returned from a last minute trip to Spain where I was supposed to meet a friend for a round of golf but it turned out he was in Mexico. Oh and please send my apologies for the Rupernomics your wife experienced when she turned up at mine with the kids for dinner at my house last night.
Bournemouth Bomber - The bomber is a extremely high in volume and nearly illegal drink, which can be found in the suburbs of Gran Alicante, Spain. The drink comprises of all the same ingredients as a 'fat frog' but with the added extra of 150ml of absinthe. The cocktail must be served in a pitcher and consumed through straws for added campness.
1 bottle Smirnoff Ice
1 bottle Bacardi Breezer Orange
1 bottle WKD Original Vodka Blue
150ml of Absinthe
Alex : "I feel like get rat arsed, get me a pint in!"
Andy : "Why don't you get a Bournemouth Bomber, that will get you shit faced!"
1.An extreme camp stance as described in the song "I'm a little tea pot".
One hand is on the hip, the other hand held at shoulder height, but with a limp wrist.
2.Someone who displays stereotypical campness.
1. "Here mate you're standing like a tea pot"
"Oh shit! Cheers mate"
2."That bloke who just put The Village People on the juke box is a right tea pot"
"You're right, shame there's no Pet Shop Boys"