Someone who has the combined qualities of both a puff and a retard.

Sho·mo·sex·u·al   

–adjective

1. of, pertaining to, or physically exhibiting homosexuality.

Having exited the closet, rather than being discrete in any shape or form they openly show they're sexuality in an over the top approach which may result in the following:

- Complete change of wardrobe
- Sudden expert in fashion
- Fake tan
- Increased campness
- Gay banter

A list of things which a gay man wants to get done on a particular day.

This will typically include:
Sex acts of a radical manner, likely to cause the gradual destruction of western civilisation
Acts of social and political subversion, likely to cause the gradual destruction of western civilisation
Acts of general campness, indicative that the gradual destruction of western civilisation is already underway

The Cock Gay Scale, or CGS, is a measure for how gay something is.

This may be applied as a measure of campness, or as a measure of how bad/undesireable something is following the ironic and non-homophobic use of 'gay' to describe something negative and unrelated to sexuality.

Extensive peer-reviewed research in the UK identifies that Louie Spence (Pineapple Dance Studio) is universally agreed as being 100cg on the official CGS, and as such it has been agreed to define a larger unit of Louie Spence Gay as being equal to 100cg. i.e. 2lsg = 200cg etc.

Further, to be precise about things that do not rank 1cg, the cg unit has been sub-divided into Millicocks Gay, denoted mcg. Centicocks gay was reviewed and whilst defined is not in common usage.

A licentious lifestyle, not bound by the concept of time and space. Covertly conducted and discreetly forgiven under the smiling cloak of campness.

Bournemouth Bomber - The bomber is a extremely high in volume and nearly illegal drink, which can be found in the suburbs of Gran Alicante, Spain. The drink comprises of all the same ingredients as a 'fat frog' but with the added extra of 150ml of absinthe. The cocktail must be served in a pitcher and consumed through straws for added campness.

Ingredients:

1 bottle Smirnoff Ice
1 bottle Bacardi Breezer Orange
1 bottle WKD Original Vodka Blue
150ml of Absinthe

1.An extreme camp stance as described in the song "I'm a little tea pot".
One hand is on the hip, the other hand held at shoulder height, but with a limp wrist.
2.Someone who displays stereotypical campness.