(2) waiting for a MOB to spawn so you could kill it for it's loot
(2) I've been camping TK for 4 hours to get the rack for my dodga pads
-feelings of constantly being followed around by groups of children
-hearing simple, repetitive questions such as, "What are we doing next?" and "When's pool time?"
-finding minor lapses in personal hygiene completely acceptable
-need to make up code words to use in place of inappropriate words and phrases
-bouts of complete insanity
-darkening of exposed areas of skin
Campers is most prevalent in the summer and often goes into multiple, brief periods of remission (often after week-long periods of symptoms) before finally going away.
*Player B is killed, respawns, then is quickly killed by player A, who is "camping by the spawn point*
this continues as insults are exchanged, mostly about the camper being a noob.
"It's called defence."
The bane of the camper is having his weapon of choice removed from his arsonal usually resulting in his defeat (should he not quit the game first).
Campers also find themselves tiring of a game sooner than others because they experience the same game play their entire time camping. This results in the purchasing of a new game where a new camping location will, without a doubt, draw the attention of the camper, where he will then repeat the process above.
Host - "Yeah, I'll just remove sniper rifles."
Host - "There we go, back to a good game."
Guy2 "Fucking camper, I bet he has claymores all over the place too."
Stage 1 Camper: (Still there 30 min after you are awake) You realize she/he is awake so you pretend you are asleep. If she stays awake and waits for you to wake up, you have a stage 1 camper. Not bad because she/he may just be waiting for you to wake to say bye. If not, she is preparing her camping gear.
Stage 2 Camper: (1 hour after being awake) Pretending you are asleep failed and now you both are "awake". She/he begins a lengthy conversation about random crap that has nothing to do with the night before. If they keep talking that means they are unpacking their gear and setting up their tent.
Stage 3 Camper: (1-2 hours) The chit chat extends for more than an hour or so and she/he turns on the TV. Now their tent is up and they are planning on staying.
Stage 4 Camper: (2-3 hours) She/He begins to talk about breakfast and asks what you have. Oh boy, their tent is fully furnished at this point. Firewood gathering is next.
Stage 5 Camper: (3+ hours) You have had breakfast and if she doesn't leave within 20-30 minutes afterwards, you have a severe situation on your hands. The camp has been completely set up and the firewood is burning.
The other people who actually fight for their kills run in there, just to get killed by a camper.
Some people call this type of play "strategic" and "smart" however this type of play is used by people who are afraid to get killed in a videogame.
Campers are basically people who sit and wait for an opponent to come into their site of vision to spray hordes of bullets killing them in their path. Or in other words ruining the game for everyone else.
Note: Some of these campers tend to use noob tubes, and heart beat sensors.
"Wow dude just wow, fucking camper kills me when I was about to get nuke. I hope someone poisons your marshmallows, or a wild bear attacks your camp site you FAG! CAMPER!!!" says the irritated person who was just killed by the camper.