| 22. | Musician’s Syndrome | ||
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The effect caused by spending large amounts of time with your instrument/vocal part causing the instrument/parts personality to take over. For example, trumpet players become more self-centered and egocentric, whereas cellists become perfectionists, and the people singing the baritone part mellow out. This can be achieved in varying degrees, but begins to show up the moment someone gets an instrument or vocal part. Dude, what happened to Todd? He used to be so hyperactive before he joined choir.
Don't worry, he's probably just be suffering from Musician’s Syndrome. |
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| 23. | Fashion Camper | ||
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Girls who go to camp just meet guys and be away from their parents for a couple of weeks. They are people who take a shower, shave their legs, put on globs of makeup, and straighten their hair everyday. These girls wear booty shorts which unfortunately give them terrible camel toes. Also they enjoy changing in front of cabin windows in hope that the boys cabin across the way will see. Later on in the night after sneaking out, they will meet up with some guy and give them a bj, even though they are 12. Oh, and at meals they will wear "war paint" which is actually just smudged glitter to mke them look like a "tribe" of middle school Ke$has. Fashion Camper #1: YAY TRIBE 7!!!
Fashion Camper #2: Haha i love us!! ** hand heart** |
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| 24. | Brandon Camp | ||
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the most attractive guy ever. he's super tall and has the besttt and most beautiFul blue eyes. my heArt skIps a beat every time i see him. he lives right down my street, but, when we see each other, we rarely talk or make eye contact. he's very shy, but he is the best person ever. he is super sweet to his family and plays with his liTtle sister, which is soo adorable. he goes swimming in his grandparents' pool and he's really skinny but has a good amount of muscles. he is super cute with such a great half-smile/half-smirk thing tHat guys always do. whoever is lucky enough to date him (i wish it'd be me) should treat him like a god. he's a keeper and i love him. :) I wish Brandon Camp wasn't so shy and would ask me out because I've like him for like two years.
I love that Brandon Camp lives on my street, but I wish we were dating. Brandon is the cutest guy in the world. I hope he's always happy in life. He deserves it! <3 |
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| 25. | Lady in Grey | ||
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An urban legend figure seeming to originate in Germany. She is in some tellings a witch who preys upon children lost in the woods. Usually appears tall with a long crooked nose, grey dress, and wide grin. I can't find my bread crumb trail! Hope the lady in grey doesn't eat me...
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| 26. | Occupy Wall Street | ||
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A group of concerned citizens who rightfully speak out against the extreme degree of inequality in America which now rivals that of some third world countries. Citizens who realize that you cannot have a strong economy without demand, and that 1% of the population owning 90% of the wealth is detrimental to a nation's prosperity. Citizens who oppose the assault on workers rights by multinational corporations, and realize that trickle down is bullshit. Citizens so concerned for the welfare of their country, they are willing to camp outside even in the harshest winter conditions to get the word out. Often bashed by people who fall in the top 1% (obviously) as well as spoiled, snobby, narcissistic rich kids who regard Atlas Shrugged as the bible and have never experienced any real-life hardships whatsoever because they live in the safety bubble of their parents. Occupy Wall Street believes we should end the unsustainable Bush tax cuts, make RESPONSIBLE cuts in government spending rather than taking from those who have the least, and end the marriage of government and big business that started under the Bush administration and continues under Obama.
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| 27. | Desert Flower | ||
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A term used by male deployed US Uniformed Military Service Members to describe the phenomenon of a female Uniformed Military Service Member's transformation into an attractive woman over the duration of a deployment. Such females are said to have "bloomed" or "blossomed" whilst in the deserts of Iraq, Afghanistan, other hell-holes that we're deployed to. Alas, for the Desert Flower must wilt; she must return to her unattractive state upon returning to US soil, for the Desert Flower can only bloom in the desert. (Or when more attractive Desert Flowers are in the vicinity of the desert, in this sense they are fraught with rivalry and are a delicate flower indeed .) While the term applies to all branches of the US military, the Desert Flower is usually found further away from the nicer bases (i.e. away from the Camp Cupcakes) and as she is among fewer females and is accompanied by the men of the Infantries of the Marines and Army. The Desert Flower is typically enlisted and below that of the Staff-Noncommissioned officers (an E-5 and blow). They are rarer in the Air Force due to the fact that women in the Air Force are already better looking than their sister counterparts in the Army and Marines and do not "wilt" upon return to decent civilization. Those females unfortunate enough to stay unattractive over a deployment are referred to as the War Hogs, War Pigs, Thunder Cats or just Dude. |
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| 28. | Potty Fake | ||
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When you go to the bathroom during a boring movie that you were dragged to, but you don't actually have to pee or anything. So you just kinda camp out there and derp around on your phone until the minute before it's been long enough for whoever you came with to wonder if you're constipated or something. "Some people have to take potty breaks during movies... I take potty fakes."
"I took a potty fake when I discovered that nothing exciting was going to happen as long as the protagonist was on his stupid date." "Carl is taking way too long in there; I seriously hope he's on a potty fake." |
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