A camel is a dreamer-upper of dessert adventures. They are loyal and compassionate and perfect companions for adventures of happy-hedgehog rescue missions and tangerine-boat-cruises down the nile and orchestral concerts in the dessert and cloud surfing along the great wall of China. They'll take you to india to smoke opium together with the maharaja tiki tiki blip blop in the tanned tiger teepee and help you defeat giant platypus in greece, they love nothing more than to explore crystal caves in search of paradise vacations but they'll also happily stay home to play uno and drink hot chocolate after a day of hardcore skiing.
Camels cook scrumptious pampadams and draw exceptionaly well. They write exceptional birthday cards, sing lovely songs and they like iced coffe's and beer but not together. They are honourable and beautiful and rare, and if you're ever so ridiculously lucky enough to find one, join forces.
This day is shit I wish I had my camel.