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Carly Fiorina 

Former CEO of Hewlett Packard during the dot com bust and 2016 Presidential Candidate

Demon Sheep Slayer and Ted Cruz Running Mate
Donald Trump: "Look at that face! Would anyone vote for that? Can you imagine that, the face of our next president. I mean, she's a woman, and I'm not s'posedta say bad things, but really, folks, come on. Are we serious?"

Carly Fiorina: "Ladies, look at this face, and look at all of your faces. The face of leadership. The face of leadership in our party, the party of women's suffrage. The face of leadership in your communities, in your businesses, in your places of work and worship. Ladies, note to Democrat Party: We are not a special interest group, we are the majority of the nation. This is the face of a 61-year-old woman. I am proud of every year and every wrinkle."
Carly Fiorina by DMGUSA June 25, 2018
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The Carly Fiorina 

Similar to The Cold Shoulder but worse

The look you make before, during, and after you roast a person or group that made the epic mistake of dissing you.
Jessica: "I got fired today because I cussed my boss out after he told me to make him a sandwich!"

Camille: "Girl, you should have just given him The Carly Fiorina treatment without any words."
The Carly Fiorina by DMGUSA August 21, 2017
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California Camry

A less boujee term used to describe the Tesla Model 3 when the owner wishes to not sound like a dick.
Yeah so I have the Tesla 3, but I don’t wanna get into the Tesla Gloryhole thing so if people ask I just say it’s a California Camry
California Camry by canham July 11, 2020

Carly Rae-Jected

To find out that the person you like is gay, as seen in the music video for Carly Rae Jepson's song "Call Me Maybe".
Girl 1: Well, I was gonna ask Tom out, but it turns out he's gay.
Girl 2: Ouch. Carly Rae-Jected.
Carly Rae-Jected by seinakyou July 23, 2012
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cally3d by dajeo October 1, 2022
If you have a Calym, they are literally the best person you've ever met. They will always be there for you even though they can be a bitch sometimes. No matter what happens, a Calym will always be there to brighten your day and make you laugh. Even when times are getting hard, a Calym will always be there for you to fall upon so if you have a Calym in your life, then you truly are blessed.
"God damn, who is that little shit?"
"Oh it's just Calym."
Calym by suoonoe February 7, 2019

Asian Toyota Camry Driver 

An Asian who typically drives a Toyota Camry. Sometimes they crash, sometimes they don't indicate but they never speed. usually, an old Asian grandpa or dad who doesn't speak good English and has a semi-bald head
Oh nice, our neighbour is an Asian Toyota Camry Driver.
Look at the Asian Toyota Camry Driver's Car!