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To clap with the back of one's hands. Used when people repeatedly fail an otherwise simple task.
Haha, you managed to say that wrong 3 times! You deserve a calp.
by Calper January 16, 2013
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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To clap with the back of one's hands. Used when people repeatedly fail an otherwise simple task.
Haha, you managed to say that wrong 3 times! You deserve a calp.
by Calper January 16, 2013
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CAL Premier Division of Cyberathlete Amatuer League. It was added around s10 because of many reasons, but one was because CAL was getting so much trizzafic.
fragger1 : IM 11 YEARS OLD BUT I HAVE CAL-P EXP
fragger2 : shuttup you hack
fragger1 : THATS ONLINE CS THESE DAYS
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He's warmer than you think.

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