Calsey 

One of the best duels players ever. Calsey is a hot male, usually surrounded by a large group of egirls, just waiting to hop on his dick. Some people consider him to be a classic duels god.
There isn't much known about his real life, but there are rumors of him being a strong, tall white man. He recently turned 18.

-Holy shit, have ever fought Calsey? He fucking clapped me
-Yeah bro he is insane

Calsey by SamnyGreen April 7, 2021

Closeyism 

A well known phrase or saying which is accidentally mis-quoted (fairly close to the original) with comedy consequences.

Examples of Closeyisms:

I feel as rough as the hills!

Wow, you really bit the nail on the head.

I'll go fetch the porno, it's up the apples and stairs.

Closeyism by Famous Jim June 3, 2013

Looky Closey Thingy! 

A word, used to describe a microscope if you don't know what it is called.

Luke:Since you destroyed my poster,i'm gonna destroy your.....Looky Closey Thingy!
Ravi:It's called a microscope,you idiot haven't you learned from my dictionary last night?

Looky Closey Thingy! by Pumkie March 10, 2018

closey mccloserson 

a person who parks too close to another person.

way to go, closey mccloserson. you almost scratched my car.

closey mccloserson by jane February 18, 2005

Calsey 

Calsey is a name of a person who is very kind and lighthearted. They will support you no matter what. If they don't support you then they will say it in a very polite way

Hey Calsey!!

Calsey by AshThePartyCrasher November 23, 2021

closey 

To be almost yet not quite struck in the genitals by an object.

Wow that was a closey.

closey by Smity Jegawerbanmanjenson July 22, 2006

calsey 

Calsey is the type of technique who makes your girl cum very easily.
It's a gentle, yet tough technique.

Woah, he did a Calsey on me yesterday... it was awesome!

calsey by Mr Poofs February 12, 2018