Caloric Crack

An addictive, yet satisfying drug that involves sugars, fats, carbohydrates and salt. Such foods that would be considered "Caloric Crack" would be sweets (cheesecake, doughnuts, brownies) or fatty foods (bacon or sausage).

I keep eating those chocolates! I gotta get off the caloric crack.

Caloric Crack by TheHonestFactor.com March 30, 2010

caloric replenishment 

any time you eat or drink something to add to the bodies intake of calories.

At this point in our meeting, we will take time for caloric replenishment and a bio break.

caloric replenishment by MarkusAruleius August 21, 2007

Caloric Surplus 

Eating a fuck ton of calories to maximize gains

Brad ate five burgers as he is in a "Caloric Surplus"

Caloric Surplus by 30000caloriesaday November 26, 2021

high caloric 

n. A high-calorie, fatty meal which induces bloated feelings of guilt. Typically used referentially as the opposite of a High Colonic, or cleansing of the bowels and lower intestines.

You wanna get an awesome blossom and some buffalo wings for dinner?

Sounds tasty but I can't. I had a high caloric for lunch so I have to purge tonight instead. But if you want company, I'll eat your parsley and have a water with lemon in it.

high caloric by John Cocktoasten August 14, 2006

Calorically Challenged 

The politically correct term for fat people who are sensitive about their weight.

"Holy shit! Look at that fat chick inside McDonald's!"
"Dont you mean calorically challenged chick inside McDonald's?"

Calorically Challenged by mrbacon1225 July 6, 2014

calorific 

adjective: fatty, filled with calories, fat-laden.

guy: Let's go to Ippudo's for some ramen!

gal: Worst idea ever! Ramen is way calorific...

calorific by fattyramen27 April 13, 2013

600 calorie pack 

When instead of eating the intended 100 calorie pack and being healthy, you eat the whole box (of 6).

She's so fat, always eating 600 calorie packs!

600 calorie pack by yumyumyumyum May 18, 2010