calm, as in telling someone to calm down. Because they are being fucking not legit and no one needs that at their tay tay.
Set... Calm... There you go. Now get back to the tay tay.
Calm is a state of being, akin to a religious experience. Often used bye itself as a fragment. A relaxing interjection.
"Dude, I can't believe he just flipped that snow-mobile. Calm."
Career and Life Management
A class every single Albertan kido has to take in 11th grade, or else they cant graduate! It's really a fun class though, at this very moment im actually in it...
You learn how to live life. And when someone asks you, what do you have now? You say CALM but it sounds like cum so their like what?! But really, its a fun class.
oh yeah, and you cant swear in it or else you hafta do push ups. These are the following swears:
crap, fuck, shit, bitch, damn, damnit, god damnit, cunt, dick, cock, jubba nubba thuban, satan, ETC. (JK for satan)
Student1: Hey what do you have right now?
Student1: gross dude.
George Bush: calm saved my life, though my life didnt go anywheree...
Student1: Hey I love calm, did you know that my friend failed it, and hes taking it again?
Student2: really? its like the easiest class ever, easier than a spare dammit.
teacher: FUCK! DO SOME GOD DAMN PUSH UPS .
Meaning for "cool". Or for the real definition see "Retarded"
That is so calm. Or that is so dizcalm.