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'Calm your bean' is a phrase coined in the summer by an anonymous Irani lateral thinker. The term was constructed in a peaceful protest of a lack in chillness in a situation. It can be used both in a friendly, casual manner, however if the tone is moulded into one with more irritation, then it can also be a phrase which can boldly demand someone to calm down. The phrase holds incredible power, especially when delivered with a slightly delayed liasonesque pace.
Crazy broad - What did you just say young man?

Anonymous Irani - Calm your bean lady!
by Anonymous Irani October 28, 2004

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