The wrong way to spell Calum.
"So your name is Calum?"
"WTF NO! KAMEHAMEHAAAAAAAAAAA!!"
Callum, it's wrong.
An overweight fat young man with an oversised head who topples at the slightest movement, he normaly smells of sweat where he sleeps round his boyfriends house nearly every day and complains he cant lose weight because he eats so many pasties, he enjoys the occasional cheese cake. Despite all this we still love him.
You have a hole in your trousers, YOUR SUCH A CALLUM.
Callums fist is going in your ass in a minuet.
Wheeeey pastie monster.
in the group of friends ... there will always be one that thinks a "sex on a stick" has to be ..... long haired greasy and fat ..... ( wouldnt be suprised if you could cook them in a deep fat frier.... without havin to add extra grease) longer nails than normal or any girl known to man. hangs penguins of a unwashed hat. smells jus as bad as his room which he could never leave cos hes sweats in sun light .... trust me ... this is dangerous.
and when they say they hav been laid and are extremly large in some areas ...... dont believe them cos they are jus pullina callum!
A callum gets far too excited at the slightest of girl attention and proves while his waist is large,his penis isn't.
will never EVER get laid cause he would cause the girl to into a coma from the sheer trauma and pyschological damage.
he causes every girl who tries to have a conversation with him physical pain because he is so retarded and annoying.
"oh...how is Rosie?"
"in the Hospital"
"OH NO! why??"
"well..you know her boyfriend?"
"he's a callum"
english twat/ person who spends time excersising to impresss male/female population
i say theres a guy doing sum callums
A boy that is slighty less then straight, Can also be known as Big Gay Cal.
Callum you like men
Callum = Gay
Callum Is Another Word For Ballchinian!
Or A Callum Can Be Balls On Someones Chin
Shut Up You Ballchinian!
Go Suck Your Callums!
To describe a shitty, naked, alcohol filled, fat, sweaty experience.
"Fuck, I feel like a Callum"
"Don't touch it there, you get a right calluming"
"I've got a callum in my pants"
"Dr says he'll have to remove my callum"