The Caretaker 

That guy who made music about dementia and everyone praised him one year after he stopped doing it

The Caretaker makes cool music.

The Caretaker by The Greying Dog March 4, 2021

Califaker 

A person who pretends they are a native of California. The truth is they have lived in their home town their whole lives and have only been on Choir tour and family vacations to California. They say words like tight, bra, homie and dawg. You can spot a Califaker in the crowd by their Hollister shorts and flip-flops in the winter.

I hate that douche, he is the biggest Califaker.

Califaker by d-licious January 21, 2008

caketaker 

somebody who is not liked for some reason used by Stingray from neighbours

you are a spiggin caketaker boyd

caketaker by spigiin caketaker October 10, 2005

911 Call Taker 

The unfortunate soul who answers 911 calls and is unable to make fun of you for it, or point out how dumb you are.

Your neighbor's lawn trimmings are getting on your lawn? The kids are throwing a superball near your car? Your 5 year old is out of control and won't go to bed? Your teenager isn't listening to you? The neighbors bush is too big? McDonalds didn't give you exact change? The car in front of you is driving slow on purpose? And it goes on, and on, and on...

911 Call Taker EMERGENCY

My neighbors are playing their tv too loud, it's 3 in the afternoon and my cats usually take a nap right now...

AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

911 Call Taker by AK5482 April 2, 2011

911 call taker 

the career of helping people with emergencys that dial 911

the career of dealing with ass-holes that call 911 when they don't have an emergency

call taker "911 where is your emergency"
caller "yes officer..are you a dective"
call taker "no sir, i'm just a 911 call taker"

911 call taker by Selena Hart February 22, 2009

caretaker 

a person who watches out for you when trying new and different drugs; usually thee experienced person or the person with less intrest in the drug; person who keeps you outta trouble

Bob- "Dude, I wanna shroom. Wanna be my caretaker?"

Jim- "Sure thing, man"

caretaker by mu$!c$c33n3qu33n March 28, 2009

CANTAKEROUS 

A grumpy, dry witted old man who values the material possessions acquired throughout their life.

Forrest Fenn, a cantakerous fellow, was bound and determined to take his treasure with him when he passed. So he found a way to do just that!!

CANTAKEROUS by fallingrock June 16, 2018