ass callouses 

Callouses formed on the buttcheeks of a person usually as a result of sitting on a hard chair for an extended period of time. Common situations include your math review class after school which seems to drag on into oblivion, sitting on a folding metal chair at home while on your computer for several hours a day, or those long dinner parties with hard wooden chairs that you only go to because your wife begged you to.

Ex. 1: After staying after for math review for an entire hour, Jeff went home and played World of Warcraft until dinner time, when he was forced to sit at the table until all of his green beans were gone. Jeff has ass callouses.

Ex. 2: Marty plays Oblivion all day. He has ass callouses as a result.

ass callouses by we are anonymous, legion, etc. August 12, 2010

beat callous 

Noun. The stretched and calloused skin between the head of the penis and mid shaft that develops from frequent masturbation.

"Dude, my beat callous stings, I should stop beating it."

beat callous by The Beater 22222 August 6, 2009

Calluseats 

The formation of calluses on your hands and fingers from hitting a beat on everything you come in contact with.

Some random black dude named Carl: Ayo, hit that Weezy beat real quick!

Kid with the calluseats: Nah gwodie, do you not see these calluseats?

Calluseats by IcyLikeACupcake January 12, 2010

Callous 

emotionally hardened; cold-blooded and indurate to public opinion;

I have become so callous towards your constant critizizam

Callous by Eloise. December 17, 2008

Carlouse 

The bestest friend that any could ever ask for! Funny, cute, nice, smart, creative and inspiring. Has an adorable smile and laugh. The person that you know will always be there for you. Comes up with super weird ideas sometimes, but they always work out somehow. Whenever someone is around a Carlouse they can't help but smile. Carlouse's are creative and artistic. Also known as Panda or CarlouseCrankster.

Ahhh, he's so adorable!
Of course he is, he's Carlouse.

Wow! That drawing looks so cool!
Yeah man, Carlouse drew it!

Carlouse by secretsecretshammywammy March 5, 2011

Beer callous 

When opening too many twist off beer bottle caps, you develop callouses on the fingers involved.

Did you see the beer callouses on that guy, he must be a bartender.

Beer callous by Mdigger March 23, 2010

callous phallus 

A common symptom of an STD exhibited by a man.

"Dude, don't sleep with Gertrude- she gave Esteban a bad case of callous phallus!"

callous phallus by R-McMeezy November 16, 2009