Calluseats 

The formation of calluses on your hands and fingers from hitting a beat on everything you come in contact with.

Some random black dude named Carl: Ayo, hit that Weezy beat real quick!

Kid with the calluseats: Nah gwodie, do you not see these calluseats?

Calluseats by IcyLikeACupcake January 12, 2010

callise 

A very cute,smart,funny and crazy person which has friends that make her laugh.

Callise is the craziest

callise by Lodge girl June 7, 2017

Callese 

Interruptingly telling someone to shut up. In a loud deep obnoxious voice

Can also be "calle" for short.

"Dude last night i met..." - Josh
"CALLESE"- Andre

Callese by jk345 September 28, 2008

calloused balls 

when one's balls sag so much so that thee drag upon a surface which is most commonly cement. this coarse surface causes a hardening of the sack and, eventually, a thick callous

Man: my balls are bleeding
Lobotomy Surgeon: don't worry they'll callous and become calloused balls

calloused balls by gumless but with brushed teeth January 1, 2011

Super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis 

Gandhi

Gandhi fasted so long that his frame was rather frail,

And when he eat the strangest fruits his breath was often stale,

He walked barefoot so hard his bottom squirt his diagnosis,

(He was a) Super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

-The Newfangled Four

Super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis by Random_doesn’t_equal_funny August 16, 2018

Colloseum 

A large gladiatorial arena in Rome. Popular for tourists, now in a state of decay.

The colloseum held 50,000 people and never hosted a riot.

Colloseum by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

monkey calluses 

Monkey calluses are calluses on the bottom part of your fingers. Usually got from climbing.

Bruh, those are some big monkey calluses.

monkey calluses by -__God__- December 19, 2018