Calhoon Backdoor 

To rip open one's pants from behind for quick access, whether inward or outward.

He did a calhoon backdoor and after that he was ready for business.

Calhoon Backdoor by Starbucker September 27, 2005

Calhoon 

Pass Gas, Rip One, Fart, Flatulance, Cut the Cheese, Stepped on a Mouse, Rip one loose

He bent over to tie his shoe and ripped a stinky calhoon.

Calhoon by Mr. & Mrs. Poppins September 28, 2006

calloomband 

An individual known as Callum and often known for having dads that are 55 when they are born and using words that haven't been used in the manner are using since 1997

Calloomband: hey my dad turns 70 today
Jordan: But aren't you only 15?
Calloomband: yeah I know, its sick mate

calloomband by Gaemzal March 27, 2017

calloom 

far moron

calloom just ate the earth

calloom by jardeath June 11, 2004

Callon 

A sick as fuck person! Munching on pussy since day one! He never backs down from a challenge and he's willing to stick his dick in anything... ANYTHING... Except for males... He doesn't want to be up in that. Although, he doesn't not frown upon people who do... He gets all the girlies and is the coolest guy in school... NO LIE

Person #1: Hey, did you hear about Callon?
Person #2: Oh! You mean the guy who gets every girl? Of course I've heard of him!

Callon by CoolGuy420 December 9, 2012

caldoons 

b00bz

dayummm look at the caldoons on that chick.

caldoons by christina macarena August 5, 2008

calyoons 

The Marvel comics stand-in censoring of the words balls, nuts, or cajones.

J. Jonah: This steams my calyoons but good! Where are my pictures, Parker??

calyoons by Jerkwallace March 29, 2009