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Calliope Gooch 

1) The act of simultaneously vomiting and defecating due to severe inebriation.

2) To be so fucked up that you vomit and shit yourself.
He's wasted. He just Calliope Gooched all over the bathroom.
Calliope Gooch by Hunterthefan September 30, 2017

Calliope 

1. The eldest and wisest of the Nine Muses of Greek mythology. She is the muse of epic poetry, commonly known as Homer's muse, being the inspiration for Homer's Iliad and Odyssey.

2. A type of musical instrument which produces sound by sending a gas (either steam or, more recently, compressed air) through large whistles.

3. Title of a story in Neil Gaiman's Sandman graphic novels, in which the Greek muse Calliope is featured - although here she is misidentified as the youngest muse.
Daughter of Zeus and Mnemosyne and mother of Orpheus, Calliope is the eldest and wisest of the muses.
Calliope by shoemoneytonight January 28, 2010

Calliope 

Calliope is a beautiful, kind and smart girl. She's the life of the party and has the prettiest smile in the world. Her features are one of a kind and her personality is so amazing, that everyone can't help but love her. She's selfless, brave and a great friend, but can be a little stubborn and reckless at times. Even though she has flaws, everyone loves her for who she is.
Calliope, whoa. She's so great.

Callie is the quirkiest person I know!

Calliope of clownish cuntfuckery

When someone or an organization does something or creates a situation that is ridiculously stupid and frustrating in multiple ways, usually intentionally. Similar to a clusterfuck
The school has sent me the sixth revised financial aid package and they still made another error. This is a calliope of clownish cuntfuckery

Carlopes 

A Carlopes is a wannabe Cassanova from a foreign country who is likely married or in a committed relationship but who searches for American women on social networking sites to seduce with the alleged charm of his bad English and "making sex" talk. A Lothario of the digital age.
I was on Skype last night writing to a friend in London when this Carlopes wrote to say how beautiful my profile photo is and ask if he could practice his English.
Carlopes by MarianaSD April 25, 2008
A person with a large bowl-shaped head
Did you see that callipe . . . I am never getting my hair cut like that
callipe by lithobolia August 12, 2009