| 1. | Call of duty crack ops | ||
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Another name for the new call of duty game which with its multiplayer is highly addictive. If you let it hook you in, you will forgo nature to play it. it is not the best game ever made by any stretch of the imagination but when playing multiplayer you will become an addict. like taking lots of crack will make you addicted. I doubt NASA devoted more time to the space program than gamers have to this game. do not let it hook you in, leaving play for a few hours will cause withdrawal symptoms. if the government wants a way to keep people in check look no further Tom: fancy some crack
Dick: no thanks I have call of duty crack ops Tom:ooo nice Dick/Tom: now we have no life |
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| 2. | Codvert | ||
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A Call of Duty addict who links everything to Call of Duty, just as a pervert links everything to sex. If someting even barely relates to Call of Duty, the codvert will immidiately pick it out of the conversation and relate it to the game. Nancy: So I was sitting at home on valentines day waiting for my husbands valentine care package to co-
codvert: CARE PACKAGE!!!! DUDE!!! She totally just said care package, you doing anything later tonight? |
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| 3. | smooth juicer | ||
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a cool kid, when you have friends but you no life call of duty world at war all night with your other juicers Jordan Kelleher is a smooth juicer
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| 4. | Yusuke | ||
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A call of duty addict that gets tons of hitmarkers and eventually rage quits. Oh snap you just got yusuked!
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| 5. | LiVE addict | ||
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1. That time when you first get your xbox and can't get enough of it, until you realize most people have played more than you ever will so you give up on playing and trying to win. unless, 2. That one guy who spends ALL his time on xbox to 'get better' at the one game he seems to own. Popular choices include Halo 3, Call of Duty 4, etc. and usually accompany 10-year-olds and High-school drop-outs with no social lives and mass amounts of yelling, tantrums, and phrases being shouted at you such as "Get raped", "noob", and "lagger". John: *Calls up Jimmy* yo lets go biking or something with Will im bored.
Jimmy: Im busy today, sorry. *in the background* ("FUCKING LAGGER! STUPID TEAMATE!") Will: Jimmys such a LiVE addict. |
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| 6. | IRBPCOD | ||
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An acronym for I Rather Be Playing Call of Duty. This word can be used in any situation where a COD addict is doing anything other then playing COD. Joe's Best friend: Well arn't you excited to get married.
Joe: Nah... I need 30 more headshots with the Famas so I can get fall camo. Fuck... IRBPCOD |
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| 7. | CoD Addict | ||
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Someone who spends all their time playing one of the various versions of the video game Call of Duty, typically Call of Duty 4 or newer games. Characterized by their favor for profanity and often distinct homosexuality, they differ from their past incarnations as 'Halo gamers' because of all of their jargon. They often use words such as 'Prestige', 'noobtube', and 'no-scope'. They are also known to buy a new Call of Duty game every year and claim that it is "The best game ever" which is in effect a paradox because there can only be one "best game ever". Guy 1: *Sigh* I'm really bored...
Guy 2's Mom: What's wrong? Didn't you come over to hang out with junior? Guy 1: Yeah but he's upstairs being a CoD Addict... Guy 2: YEAH!!! HEADSHOT, EAT THAT!!! |
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