butt calipers 

A standard system of measurement for determining if a girls booty is in the correct size range. This is done by placing the tips of your thumbs together and pointing your pinkies straight out to determine if a females butt fits within that size range. This system of measurement can be misleading if you have been drinking and your calipers become more flexible leading to a morning of shame and self-loathing.

Situation 1:
Justin: "I was drinking too much last night and my butt calipers caused me to bring home a heffer."

Chris: "That's unfortunate, you should probably chalk this one up to a slump buster"

Situation 2:
Samer: "I saw this girl at the club last night and was so excited when she fit perfectly within my butt calipers. Unfortunately it turns out she was like sixty years old!"

Nick: "You still had sex with her didn't you?"

Samer: "You're focusing on all the wrong details."

butt calipers by cmoney55 September 9, 2011

Paint your calipers 

To meet up and "smash"

Hey girl, come over and I'll paint your calipers

Paint your calipers by RicoRy August 20, 2020

Caliversal 

Like universal, but pertaining only to California.

Because California is the center of the universe, it is logical that things now considered universal had their origin as a Caliversal thing.

Caliversal by Octothorpe September 17, 2005

CaliJersey

In California, random areas of many new jersians. usually excellent jersey surfers looking for year round good waves and weather. One example would be San Diego, where many Ocean Citians reside.

CaliJersey lifestyle would be Jersey Summers Cali Winters

CaliJersey by Cali-Jersian February 29, 2008

CalPERS 

A bunch of tax payer funded leeches; but, this is also commonly used as acronym for the California Public Employee Retirement System.

Tommy: Yo dog, you get your check yet from a bunch of tax payer funded leeches?

Billy: Nah, yo. You?
Tommy: Yea playa - you know it was CalPERS straight up.
Billy: Say word?
Tommy: Word.

CalPERS by have denke April 11, 2011

Caliper 

A math tool that can be used to measure the depth an width of one's asshole or clit

"Hey I let Sierra use by caliper today, it has her name engraved in it too!"

Caliper by Black Sensey February 12, 2015

caliversity

This can be any university located within the state of California. However it is most commonly refering to a UC.

I is a stoodent at the Caliversity o' Unidavis.

or rather,

Person 1: So you actually ended up going to one of those caliversities instead of Rutgers?

Person 2: Hell yeah!

caliversity by Akalei September 14, 2008