| 1. | calipcious | ||
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(adj.) Having perfect size and symmetry as demonstrated through the use of a caliper or other measuring device; often used to describe a person’s buttocks. “If you don’t think that girl’s booty is calipcious, then get me a caliper or a yardstick and I’ll prove it man!”
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| 2. | mexican micrometer | ||
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Synonym for adjustable wrench. "Hey Luis, I can't find the calipers, man."
"Only gringos use caliper, this does same thing." |
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| 3. | Llama | ||
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A gun company located in Spain that produces semi-automatic .380 and .45 caliper handguns. "You're now rockin with the livest, beams on the Llamas, New York City's finest." - 50 Cent
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| 4. | yardstick | ||
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A measuring device consisting of a stick of one yard length. The stick is often graduated (has regular markings along the side to divide it into feet and inches). He used a yardstick to measure things.
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| 5. | mil | ||
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A unit of measure that is 1/1000th of an inch. The term can also be used interchangeably with "thou" witch is simply much shorter than saying "thousandths of an inch". The advent of the metric system has generated some confusion as some have used the term "mil" as an abbreviation for the millimeter (mm). The only thing that they share is that each is 1000th of something. The traditional "mil" is 1 thousandth of an inch and the millimeter is 1 thousandth of a meter.
Although the unit seems impossibly small it is very common in industries where an inch is absurdly large such as film (for plastic bags), foil, and wires. 1 mil = 1 thou = 0.001" = 0.0254mm This is a pretty precise measuring tool, it says that a single strand of my hair is 2 mil thick.
No wonder the bags keep ripping there only 1 mil thick. See if you can order 3 mil bags. |
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| 6. | rimblitism | ||
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Noun : A spontaneous instance or episode of property destruction with no apparent motivation other than boredom, especially in, but not limited to those cases where unusual or creative methods of destruction or property have been utilised. The word was invented while walking past a popular illegal dumping site, when a car's discarded disc brake caliper was used to destroy an also discarded vacuum cleaner. The ownership of the property is not important, as some episodes of rimblitism may involve the destruction of one's own property. Rimblitism is not strictly vandalism, in that vandalism sometimes carries connotations of motive, but it could be argued that riblitism is simply a specific form of vandalism. A particularly creative instance of rimblitism is sometimes referred to as riblitastic.
The adjective form is rimblistic. Upon spotting the steering wheel lying on the ground, and without so much as a thought, he hurled it full pace at the microwave oven. This act of rimblitism left the microwave in a dire state.
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| 7. | brake dust hoarder | ||
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someone who washes thier car but fails to clean the wheels.. this person will appear to have fully blacked out rims in the front because they dont know shit about wheel care or just dont give a shit .. it looks like shit clean your fucking wheels with some eagle one cleaner yo , you see that fucking car, its nice but the person who owns it is such a brake dust hoarder
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